Haridham

What about begging for allah? I wish I had the humility to beg for krsna and not other mundane things

Very nice Raga. may I know who that is in the left. Who's picture is that?

Priitha ji, I think its only me and you that are responding to this thread now. I wonder if Govindaram is even paying attention. hmmmm Are we a bit off topic now Hare Krsna

Once they put their arm on my shoulder and I had it happen before but this time i was determined to do something so I just started to sing Hindi movie songs but using his name and my name as the heros and Heroine(sp) The louder he did his thing the louder I started to sing. Although I think you should start thinking hare krsna or even point at something and start yelling "JESUS Christ I see a vision" Start shaking uncontrollebly or something it would be really funny.

I liked this one when this crazy guy would just attack me day after day. He came up to me and said "You act all holy and you think you will atain heaven, do you even know who jesus is" I just said "why are you nagging me, you remind me of my mother" He said "I am not your mother" I said "Good, I Hope your not anyone's mother" lol. Once the guy asked me "if he had heard of Jesus today" I told him "I think he was at the bar you just came out of" Also, he started to yell at me once, you think you are Jesus or something I just said "I dont have a beard, and I am not humble so I am not Jesus but I could be the next best thing, lets talk about Jesus while we drink"

Yes, I have a few more but I think they might offend people. As I know there are nice christians who come here but let me know if you still want some. I dont mind you sending them to anyone. I wish you could pay me though. lol Hare Krsna

One funny incident was when I was about to get home and it was halloween a years back and there was this guy who came to my house dressed as a devotee and smybols and even had like one of those things for your head where you look bald, for an instant I thought he was a devotee then i just laughed as it was way to funny. I was about to invite this guy inside my house

You should have said yes I am and then should have said "mohammed says trick or treat or die" Hahahahaha

The onlookers who usually are sitting next door at starbucks were like "hey what books you got there" or "hey you Hare Krsna's are funny" So it helped with books.

I was doing books last year right outside chapters. Afterwards the chapters head manager or someone would come and ask me if I wanna get hired. If only that were to happen this year. Although i think my book distribution days are over. Unless they start paying me per hour. I wont ask for that though. It was funny. They thought I was a good salesperson.

but ofcourse they dont find it funny. They just are condemming me to hell. lol.

Hare KRsna everyone Hope all is well. I just have a question. Can anyone tell me how India has progressed in last few decades. From economicaly to spiritualy. I just need help doing a project for school Thank you.

I have been told that as well. There was some world renowned psychic here from India(funny I never heard of him) and he told my parents that I should go to see him so he could prove to me that he was for real by predicting my future and showing me some mystic powers but I simply said no. If he was real about bhakti and wanted to talk about krsna and show me how I can become better at my devotion to krsna then sure otherwise no thank you. I didnt go ofcourse

What excatly is that? I was joking when I said the kids are being taught to be beggers, cmon now relax. heheh. Yes my house is full of prabhupads books, I will distribute all of them, now october 31 2003 is the day all the little kids become devotees of krsna Jai...although the parents will go nuts Hare Krsa

Thank you for the encouregment. These days IN life I truly need it. My Horoscope did say today that I have great powers and I can accomplish anything. If only that were true. Yeah tomorrow I will wear a white dhoti since I am married and tilak but since its cold outside I will wear a jacket

I think I will get some kartels and carry them with me for protection. Not gonna shave my head though so its going to be hard putting on Tilak. It probably will start a debate in my class or school but thats tomorrow to worry about

but dont these people have any hearts to realise what they are doing? I mean how heartless do you have to be. Utterly disgusting. It just messed up any remaining respect I still have for people in India. Ofcourse Its kaliyuga

That is a great book. I was once telling people about Sai "afro" baba and how he is a fake and ofcourse they woudnt budge but were quite shocked and uninterested at the facts of the fact that he wasnt an avatar mentioned in the Bagavatam. Ofcourse they told me a verse of the gita, which went something like a sage with equal vision sees a brahmin etc etc etc Now for a moment I had nothing to say, then I just told them. Yes everyone has a spirit soul right? Including all animals and such right? So you must be vegatarian? I got no answer ofcourse I then asked yes if all living biengs have an eternal spirit soul which includes animals such as lions and such right? answer was yes My reply yes even a lion has a spirit soul but that doesnt mean you hug him for his nature is to eat you. THen I took out my Nector 0f Instruction book Jai Upadesh Amrit

some of these parents should be shot, then there wouldnt be any sex and if htere is no sex then no babies.

Well after years of book distribution you have to start having a sense of humor about these things. I mean you can either do that or take them to a back alley and beat the hell out of them and trust me I felt like doing that a lot too. lol. Well, I mean since I will be going to hell and its a long trip coming up with these are not that big of a deal. I mean the last time I talked to this crazy guy who looked like jesus he for some reason told me "be careful, I make car accidents and thunderstorms happen here" I just told him "be careful, I make black eyes and broken bones happen here" If they know you dont take them with much more then a grain of salt(still not sure what that means but anyways...) they will go away. I mean you could act all stupid like i did once. He started yelling at me and after everytime he stoped I was like "what? He would continue and i would be "what?(you have to picture me doing that in like a hillbilly accent though) He left soon after, I mean maybe I should teach a course or something. lol

a lot of them dont want to know anything else either. They just say whatever and anything and everything from the bible. I mean how annoying it would be for them if I just started quoting Bagavat gita without cooperating. What can you do right

Yes, tomorrow is the night Lord Shiva's buddies come out to party. Isnt it great that little kids are taught at an early age how to start begging. Wow amazing. Anyways tomorrow I have school and I am planning to go to school as a Christian...hahahha...naaaaa I am planning to go as a devotee, with a dhoti and tilak etc, anyone think this is a good idea or a bad one Hope to hear from you Hare Krsna

Thank you, that cleared things up. I was thinking along the same lines

barsanevali -- What is the translation of this word? The translation comes down to being this. Barsa=rain or pours down upon Vali= the lady who or she who so it translates to the the lady or she who pours down on or rain downs on. I think it translates to she pours down devotion or something

a christian said to me his regular speil of how i am going to hell. I just told him thats fine, I will be waiting there to kick your a^s lol a good chuckle was had by all