Tarun

Jesus & Satan have a discussion as to who's the better programmer. This goes on for a few hours until they agree to hold a contest, with God as Judge. They set themselves before their computers and begin. They type furiously, lines of code streaming up their screens for several hours straight. Seconds before their competition ends, a lightning bolt strikes, taking out their electricity. Moments later, with power restored, God announces the contest is over. He asks Satan to show what he has come up with. Satan is visibly upset, crying, "I have nothing. I lost it all when the power went out." "Very well, says God. "Let us see if Jesus fared any better." Jesus enters a command, His screen comes to life in vivid display, voices of angelic choir pour forth from its speakers. Satan is astonished. He stutters, "B-b-but how?! How did He do it? I lost everything, yet Jesus' program remained intact? "How did He do it?" God chuckles. "Well, as everyone knows.. Jesus saves."

Sorry. 2 persons/things I detest most: Laxmi & Ziva. If not, I would. I would do so many things. Meanwhile, forget it. Today Jitamanyu & I went to Ground Zero to get a Byrd's Eye view. Along Broadway crossing Dey, John, you could see the wreckage. Once again, Laxmi & Ziva. That's all They can do: misspend & destroy I'm no devotee; not as long as They keep doin' what They do best. As many births it takes; I can wait if They can.

a) Wow! From July1971 on, PrabhupAd chanted Jaya RAdhA MAdhava so many times, 2 Bushes became Amerikan President. b) Heh? Run that by me again. a) Yeah! Jaya RAdhA MAdhava Kunjavihari. Kunja means bush, bushes. b) So? a) So by repeatedly chanting... from Sound vibration... *************** a)Furthermore... b) Yes? a) Osama bin Laden will be difficult for Bush to find. b) Why's that? a) Taliban is hosting him. b) Then? a) Taliban is one of Vraj's 12 forests. Maybe its 13th. b) Well? a) If Bush wants to find bin Laden within Taliban, which is within Vraj, the Ultimate Transcendental Realm, to gain entrance he'll have to surrender first. b) I don't think he'll be willing to do that. a) That's what I mean. b) Wha? a) It won't be easy.

What's RR? I have no secrets. At least, theoretically.

Common Knowledge? Common as in street talk? Knowledge as in opinion? You mean diksa-paramparA. What about ziksa-paramparA? That's certainly intact.

Mother YazodA is most famous of all, as her name suggests.

By the way, yesterday was a palindrome. Yesterday's date, that is. October 2, 2001 = 10/02/2001. Now reverse it. 1002\20\01 It won't occur again for another 111 yrs. Those of you who strictly follow Isopanisad will still be around. On a lighter note (guru-laghavam yathA): one alleged hi-jacker was still in pilot training school as late as 17Aug2001! That very day he asked his flight instructor to teach him (simulated) how to turn Boeing 767s. His instructor said, "Today's lesson is how to take off and land." Student insisted on turning tips. Instructor informed FBI. FBI received the phone call, filed a report, did squat. There are dozens more, detailed stories like this one. I don't know where you all are. I'm 13 miles from ground zero. Maybe your newscasters' lights are dimmer.

AtmAji: what did Gordon Sinclair say? JRdd: you left out his name. Which undefrosted Canadian fool wrote this slop? Randomji: I don't only think certain US gov't personnel are behind the WTC attack; I know it for a fact. And any "omniscient" guru who doesn't is bogus from head to toe. And I'll tell him to his face. See if his zisyas can defend him. You'd like to try?

Jan1999, on Watseka Bhadri approached me & said, "You know Babhru? He mentioned how he recalls you from..." I remember your name; can't recall your visage.

Leave it to the Dutch. Holyland aka Netherland has a greater density of Healthfood (Biologisch) Stores than California. Nederlanders are much more environmentally aware than Amerikans. I worked for Pitney Bowes in Glendale, NYC during PrabhupAd's time. The Boss finally called me in & humbly said (with his head hanging): "You mean to say you actually don't eat any meat at all?" Another worker came in & began repeating the same questions. The way the boss was hanging his head lower & lower... I couldn't help but think... he was physically reflecting how those poor animals... sans prior notice... get it in the neck. You had to see it to believe it. Something like that cowfaced-human/humanfaced cow diorama. Bhakta Howie aka HrdayAnanda's essay is okay for backpatting, Publik Relations, yet it shies away from with Vedik Philosophy. He fails to distinguish between karma & karma-phalam. Cows are not reaping their karma; their reaping their phalam. Cowkillers are creating new vikarma... for which they'll have to be killed. Thus, the key is to stop cowkillers & eaters, not the cows. This is a chance to speak truth amidst an ocean of lies. Instead, Bhakta Howie suggests we be more compassionate. Bhakta Howie forgets 'howie' PrabhupAd preached concerning Vietnam. SP said the same thing: "So long you send animals to slaughter, you'll be sent to war." I'm not saying we should be insensitive. True sensitivity means to tell it like it is, so they/we can all avoid further future suffering.

Sin_patas means no legs in Spanish. Are you physically okay? Yes, ego drive for fruit no doubt. As ZrIla ZrIdhardev explains in his Dvadaza-stotram = 12 prayers to ZrI NityAnanda RAm: "jIvAhankara bhavaspadam" Ego is real. Nitai supplies us with it. His gifts are all personal. Eternal fruit is desireable. No shame. No sin. Only ego misuse is punishable. And even that's rectifiable.

If you read a few paragraphs above: According to... I'm one of those worse than hogs & pigs. I refuse to accept sannyAs. I also refuse illicit sex. Nowadays, thanks to internet, we're all equal, like it or not. Rich, poor, strong, weak, dhirAdhira, all the same. Anyone can do unlimited preaching worldwide sans ever jetting. Even car use in bhakti/bhAva/prema is questionable. Flying sannyAsis will realize this soon enough. ZAstra wins once again. GirirAja-dharana ki jaya!

If a jock loses his health, he's forced to become a nerd. If a nerd loses his health, he can remain the same: no need to change. Which of course brings to mind Brahma-samhita: xiram yathA dadhi vikAra vizeSa yogAt... Once the milk becomes curd, there's no turning back. Once the RAma becomes Ziva, there's no turning back. Once the jock becomes nerd, there's no turning back. No need.

Cleanliness is next to Godliness, but Madness is Nondifferent.

My father use to address any engine or car as female. "She runs good/well now. She has a flat tire. She needs gas." Similarly, a bike is better because you can adjust her seat... without forcing her to diet. (lose/gain weight)

Jijajijaji: I vaguely recall. Run it by us again. Terror sex for some requires single slot bedsheet buffer. For others: "Fly that cockpit straight ahead... Stick its nose all the way into... that building."

1) AcAryaM ziSyA Anayanti Teacher pupils bringing, but verb & ziSyA plural so... Pupils bring/are bringing teacher. 2) apy azvAn icchasi? = Even/also horses you want? 3) ahaM sUrya candrau pazyAmi = I sun & moon see. 4) sukhaM ko necchati? Happiness who not want? 5) svalpaM bhojanam = Scant food ~ Food is scant. 6) jalam azvAn naro nayati = water horses man leads Man leads horses to water. 7) kas tvam iti mAM pRcchati = "Who you?" thus me they 2 ask. 8) kaM parvataH paNDito gacchati = which mountain scholar going? 9) atra krodho na vasatIti vanaM pravizataH Here/there anger not dwell thus forest they 2 go.

Actually yo should switch your thread title around to read: It's a Mistake to Call Caitanya "KRSNa" Otherwize His RAdhAdasyam mood will be disturbed. Medicine nowadays means expertise in Homeopathy, Acupuncture, Ayurveda, Chiropracter, Kinesiology, Siddha. People are so sick they'll generally come to you with many problems all at once. Will you be able to stomach it/them? (no pun intended)

Gauraji: A side issue? I thought shoes were more of a sole issue. After all, temples are built to save soles. This morning in BhAgavatam class I heard the exact same thing. Shoes are very important. They support all vaisnavas. For that RAjasuya sacrifice, each PANDava did a particular menial job. Recall? BhImasen cooked, KRSNa Himself washed guests' feet. Similarly the Ideal Mandir is managed by humble vaisnavas.

Alfa1: there's rhythmic relief for your darzan defect. Just sing that Byrd's bhajan: Jesus is just 'aura' right with me, Jesus is just aura right, oh yeah!

Prime suspect is either in White House or surrounding our President daily. Those who surrounded PrabhupAd are prime suspects in HDG's poisoning. They were right there next to HDG in his RAman-reti room. Bush doesn't have to look far. Invisibility + Ignorance provides the best Security: for the culprits.

Intelligence is subtler than mind. Mind is subtler than space. What USAF can do? Besides waste naphtha.

Acharya Vasudev was payed by whom? Acharya Vase-dev better add water to his lotus vases but quick. Before his loti touch dirt, wilt, taint. I hear a drought is coming his way.

Babhru: r u the same Babhru who spoke to Bhadri-Narayan in Hawaii? Mel: YazodA dd mentioned MahAprabhu's palms covering His ears. For this same reason Miami/Hialeah named their Highway Palm-etto. Palmetto Expressway is named after MahAprabhu's Palms. When traffic gets heavy, all the noise & music blasting... It's only right that we should cover our ears. Thus Palm-etto. But almost no one knows this, because He's the Hidden AvatAr.

alfa1: I saw the film. Dionne Warwick sang the lead bhajan. Why you can't see human auras? Because you're vegetarian. If you begin to eat people, you'll see their auras too. Start with those that left their bodies due to natural causes. Then go onto the supernatural.