Teacher: Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and  stopped him, what virtue would I be showing? 
 Manu: Brotherly love. 
  
  
  
  
  
      Teacher: Now, Johny, tell me frankly do you say prayers  before eating? 
 Manu: No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook. 
  
  
  
  
  
      Teacher: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when  people are no longer interested? 
 Manu: A teacher