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Old 08-13-2008, 02:03 AM   #1

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One day many years ago at a school in South London a
teacher said to the class of 5-year-olds, 'I'll give
20 Pounds to the child who can tell me who was the most
respected man, whom people consider God, who ever lived.'

An Irish boy put his hand up and said, 'It was St.Patrick.'
The teacher said, 'Sorry Alan, that's not correct.'

Then a Scottish boy put his hand up and said, 'It was St. Andrew.'
The teacher replied, 'I'm sorry, Hamish, that's not right either.

Finally, a Sindhi boy raised his hand and said, 'It was Jesus Christ.' The teacher said, 'That's absolutely right, Kishen, come up here and I'll give you the money.'

As the teacher was giving Kishen his money, she said, 'You know Kishen, since you are Sindhi, I was very surprised you said Jesus Christ.'
Kishen replied, 'Yes, in my heart I knew it was Lord Krishna, but business is business!!!'


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HAHAHAHA LAWL.
Good Joke, But Krishna is not a man!

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I don't find a deny-God-for-money joke to be humorous. Sorry.

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