PN Prasad 0 Report post Posted June 8, 2003 Customer: "I received the software update you sent, but I am still getting the same error message." Tech Support:: "Did you install the update?" Customer: "No. Oh, am I supposed to install it to get it to work?" -------- Customer:: "I'm having trouble installing Microsoft Word." Tech Support:: "Tell me what you've done." Customer: "I typed 'A:SETUP'." Tech Support:: "Ma'am, remove the disk and tell me what it says." Customer:: "It says '[PC manufacturer] Restore and Recovery disk'." Tech Support:: "Insert the MS Word setup disk." Customer:: "What?" Tech Support: "Did you buy MS word?" Customer: "No..." -------- Customer:: "Do I need a computer to use your software?" Tech Support:: ?!%#$ -------- Tech Support:: "Ok, in the bottom left hand side of the screen, can you see the 'OK' button displayed?" Customer: "Wow. How can you see my screen from there?" -------- Tech Support:: "What type of computer do you have?" Customer:: "A white one." -------- Tech Support:: "What operating system are you running?" Customer: "Pentium." -------- Customer: "You've got to fix my computer. I urgently need to print document, but the computer won't boot properly." Tech Support: "What does it say?" Customer: "Something about an error and non-system disk." Tech Support: "Look at your machine. Is there a floppy inside?" Customer: "No, but there's a sticker saying there's an Intel inside." -------- One-Liners * Customer: "My computer's telling me I performed an illegal abortion." * Customer: "I have Microsoft Exploder." * Customer: "How do I print my voicemail?" Everyone is entitled to be stupid sometimes, but do not abuse the privilege. /images/graemlins/smile.gif Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
srivats 0 Report post Posted June 9, 2003 Now let me add something which i read in hindu... Customer : " Your computer says press anykey to continue , pls tell me where is the " Any key " in the keyboard ? ------- Customer : " My computer is not printing anything " Tech Support : what it says ? Customer : " IT says it cannot find the printer , and you know what i have turned the screen towards the printer and still it says the same thing , no wonder some call it stupid box " Tech support : @#$@#$@#$# ! --------- Customer : " I am not able to take print out of document " Tech Support: " which version of windows you are running " Customer : " Windows ? , i think i got this , i am sitting 2nd cabin from windows " Tech support : Sorry can you come again ? Customer : You know i have got it right , my cologue is stting next to windows and his printer is printing fine. ---------- Customer ( holding a dead rat in a trap ) : Now that i have managed to get a mouse and what u want me to do now ? Tech Support :@#$@##$@# ! --------- A Angry Customer calls Dell computers and lanches a complaint which read something like this Customer : See what are all you got for paying soo much , a broken tea plate in the big box , cant you check for breakage before you send that ? Teach support : Maam thats for inserting CD inside the computer Customer : Hold my next complaint comes right now , what happend to the CD , its having hole in middle ! Tech support : @#$@# ------------ Madhava kesava Madhana Gopala ! Srivats Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
