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Two morons stand on a cliff with their arms outstretched. One has some budgies lined up on each arm, the other has parrots lined up on his arms.

 

After a couple of minutes, they both leap off the cliff and fall to the ground.

 

Laying next to each other in intensive care at the hospital, one moron says to the other, "I don't think much of this budgie jumping."

The other moron replies, "Yeah, I'm not too keen on this paragliding either."

 

 

 

Madhava Kesava Madhana Gopala !

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Krishna is "Absolute Truth" and Ignorance is also an "Absolutely Real Existence".

Because there is a state of existence that is called ''absolute" so there is stupidity that is 'absolute' --real life accidents transpire in absolutely reality --the true lessons of life take us from ignorance to Knowledge.

To learn the intricacies of vidya and avidya one needs study:

The proper path is towards knowledge that fullfills the guidelines of Sri Isopanisad Verse #11:

"Only one who can learn the process of nescience and that of transcendental knowledge side by Side can transcend the influence of repeated birth and death and enjoy the full blessings of immortality"

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April Fools' Day n. April 1, celebrated in various countries, including the

United ... [2] In many pre-Christian cultures May Day (May 1) was celebrated as

the first day of .... [25]; In 2008, the BBC reported on a newly discovered

colony of flying penguins. ... The reporters stated that the clock would go

digital. ...

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Two morons stand on a cliff with their arms outstretched. One has some budgies lined up on each arm, the other has parrots lined up on his arms.

 

After a couple of minutes, they both leap off the cliff and fall to the ground.

 

Laying next to each other in intensive care at the hospital, one moron says to the other, "I don't think much of this budgie jumping."

The other moron replies, "Yeah, I'm not too keen on this paragliding either."

 

 

 

Madhava Kesava Madhana Gopala !

 

 

this is really a nice one. playing with words!

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