srivats Posted April 16, 2003 Report Posted April 16, 2003 IT Profiles of God--------------------------- Brahma : Systems Installation Vishnu : Systems Support Lakshmi : Finance and Accounts consultant (SAP) Shiva : DBA (crash specialist) Ganesh : Documentation specialist Narada : Data Transfer Brihaspathi : Chief Information Officer. Yama : ReOrganisation Consultant ChitraGupta : Personnel Records Apsaras : Downloadable Viruses Devas : Y2k Programmers Surya : Solaris adminstrator Rakshasas : In house Hackers Ram : Hardware Support - single user specialist Lakshman : Support software and Backup Ravan : Internet Explorer - WWW Hanuman : RS6000 Vali : Windows 98 Sugreeva : Win 95 Angadh : Win 3.1 Jambhuvan : DOS Vishwamitra : Sr.Manager Projects Hastinapur : Silicon Valley Arjun : Lead Programer (all Companies are Vying for him) Abhimanyu : Trainee Programmer Draupadi : Web server - free access (Shareware) Bhima : MAIN FRAME Duryodhan : Microsoft product written in VB Shakuni : Bill Gates Karna : Contract Programmer Shikandi : Steve Jobbs 100 Kauravas : Microsoft Madhava Kesava Madhana Gopala /images/graemlins/laugh.gif Srivats Quote
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