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IT Profiles of God---------------------------

 

Brahma : Systems Installation

 

Vishnu : Systems Support

 

Lakshmi : Finance and Accounts consultant (SAP)

 

Shiva : DBA (crash specialist)

 

Ganesh : Documentation specialist

 

Narada : Data Transfer

 

Brihaspathi : Chief Information Officer.

 

Yama : ReOrganisation Consultant

 

ChitraGupta : Personnel Records

 

Apsaras : Downloadable Viruses

 

Devas : Y2k Programmers

 

Surya : Solaris adminstrator

 

Rakshasas : In house Hackers

 

Ram : Hardware Support - single user specialist

 

Lakshman : Support software and Backup

 

Ravan : Internet Explorer - WWW

 

Hanuman : RS6000

 

Vali : Windows 98

 

Sugreeva : Win 95

 

Angadh : Win 3.1

 

Jambhuvan : DOS

 

Vishwamitra : Sr.Manager Projects

 

Hastinapur : Silicon Valley

 

Arjun : Lead Programer (all Companies are Vying for him)

 

Abhimanyu : Trainee Programmer

 

Draupadi : Web server - free access (Shareware)

 

Bhima : MAIN FRAME

 

Duryodhan : Microsoft product written in VB

 

Shakuni : Bill Gates

 

Karna : Contract Programmer

 

Shikandi : Steve Jobbs

 

100 Kauravas : Microsoft

 

 

 

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