atma 0 Report post Posted April 17, 2002 The five stages of a woman's life: 1. To Grow Up 2. To Fill Out 3. To Slim Down 4. To Hold It In 5. To Hell With It! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tarun 6 Report post Posted April 19, 2002 1) daughter 2) wife 3) mother 4) grandmother 5) yenta (can kick in at any stage) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tarun 6 Report post Posted June 3, 2002 stage left, stage right, stage front, stage fright, stagecoach (to skip town) 1-10 newborn, toddler/childhood 11-20 adolescence, student/teen-age 21-30 adult, grown-up/motherhood 31-40 selflessness, madness, serious... 41+ you don't wanna know! don't even go there! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tarun 6 Report post Posted July 17, 2002 Offstage, onstage, staged, stagged, staggered Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tarun 6 Report post Posted July 19, 2002 1) 3 Rs - Reading, 'riting & 'rithmetic 2) Ripe, Ready & Rolling 3) Receiving, Reproducing & Rearing - Ma 4) Realizing & Retiring - Grandma 5) Remembering & Renouncing - Great Grandma, SAdhvI, vaiSNavI Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Enlightened 0 Report post Posted April 7, 2003 Women: tarun: "Newborn, toddler/childhood. 1-10 newborn, toddler/childhood 11-20 adolescence, student/teen-age 21-30 adult, grown-up/motherhood 31-40 selflessness, madness, serious... 41+ you don't wanna know! don't even go there!" enlightened: 5) Yapping time: Only if you could have done this in your life, you are worth nothing!!- say this every day to your husband/ your self 6) Realizes the truth, she is dead. Men: Enlightened:1) "Newborn, toddler/childhood. 2) adolescence, student/teen-age. 3) selflessness, passion, hardwork, madness about his family, serious.... gotta bring up the children 4) Guilty: takes all the yelling, takes all the hatred, only if you could, only if you could from his wife. 5) Weak, old, body deterioration, can't hear, can't taste, teeth fell out... noo!!! 6) the last minute he realizes the truth and he is dead. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites