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One day, a diver was enjoying the aquatic world 20 feet below sea level. He noticed a guy at the same depth he was, with no scuba gear on whatsoever.

The diver went below another 10 feet, but the guy joined him a minute later. The diver went below 15 more feet, and a minute later, the same guy joined him.


This confused the diver, so he took out a waterproof pad and pencil, and wrote, "Amazing! How are you able to stay this deep down without equipment?"


The guy took the pencil and pad, erased what the diver had written, and wrote, "I'm drowning, you moron!"


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A priest, a rabbi, and a Vaishnava go into a bar.

The priest says, "Without doubt, this is the best bar in Dublin."

"I'll be the judge of that!" says the rabbi.

<img src=http://www.dream-hits.de/galaxy5/anigifs/C/computers/computers19.gif>they both fall down.

Pouring the rest of the bottle on their heads, the Vaishnava yells:

"No, it's inconceivably one and different!"<font color="#dedfdf">


[This message has been edited by gHari (edited 03-01-2002).]

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