Guest guest Report post Posted July 14, 2001 TOP CHINESE OLYMPIC EVENTS! Hanging by your neck to a rope endurance test The 100 hour chineese water torture event Dissident Diving 500 meter Religious Persecution Sprint Synchronized Execution Squad The 100 meter Tank Run The bullet to the back of the head Free style Democratic Fundraising Marathon The Nuclear Secret Scavenger Hunt The Wong Wei Fighter Jet Free For All The American Spy Plane Disassembly Contest The Uneven Parallel Caning Bars The Democracy Freedom Movement Skeet Shoot The 1000 meter Clinton Bribe and Steal Nuclear Secrets The Taiwanese Clean and jerk....their heads off! The Chinese Dissident Triathlon: 3K swim through an acid vat, 20k bicycle race over the bodies of you relatives and the Mao Marathon Where they set you on fire and you run through Tienamen Square! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Maitreya 0 Report post Posted July 14, 2001 What about the tank event where they compete to see which one can crush the most scrambling protestors in a five minute period. Always gets a big reaction from public, but for some reason($)the world leaders never take much interest. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tarun 6 Report post Posted July 16, 2001 Pressed Ant Cake Bake Off. Aunt Jemima, Betty Crocker & Pillsbury did fly several employee contestants to compete in this delectable Olympic event. Unfortunately, none were finalists. No Gold, Silver or Bronze "came home." It was a question of personal taste, HCOOH, formic flavor. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
