Introductory Message To People Of Planet Earth

[BhaktaBionic]

/*

Introductory Message To People Of Planet Earth

*/

 

#include <iostream.h>

 

int main(void)

{

cout << "People of Planet Earth" << endl;

cout << "I come to you from the future" << endl;

if X>1 then cout<<”I have come to study your primitive ways”<<endl;

else cout << "Live Long And Prosper" << endl;

 

return(0);

}

[valaya]

So, like, are we having fun yet? Could someone please pass the Haldol?

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

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Date Registered:

01-26-2002

 

Status:

Junior Member

 

Total Posts:

2

 

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[This message has been edited by valaya (edited 01-26-2002).]

[Bhakta Don Muntean]

Bhakta bionic:

 

 

>>>>"Live Long And Prosper"

 

Reply:

 

I wonder where we heard that before........

[Avinash]

Dear BhaktaBionic,

There are syntax errors in your C++ program.

 

1. No filename is provided after #include. As I can see, the required filename here is < iostream.h >

(Note, I have eddited the message to introduce white space character after < and before >. In reality, these white space characters should not be there. But, in this forum, it is required as otherwise < and > are treated as beginning and end of html tags).

 

2. The variable X is undeclared.

 

3. In C++, there is no keyword "then". Are you mixing Basic here?

 

4. There is < before else. That is wrong. Instead of <, you should use ; (semicolon).

 

 

 

 

[This message has been edited by Avinash (edited 01-26-2002).]

[BhaktaBionic]

/*Response*/

 

using System;

class Quote {

static void Main() {

Console.WriteLine("Quote: There are syntax errors in your C++ program.");

}

}

 

routines

printIt is

== prints Response

do

print

put @10 ‘We do not use your primitive language C++’

put @12 ‘Our language, if translated in Earthling would be: (Z++)^5’

put @16 ‘Nor is X an undeclared variable’

put @24 ‘X is an undeclared language subroutine, permitting communication with primitives’

put @40 ‘Your statement about the use of the ; (semicolon) is correct’

put @72 ‘The council has placed this single error as a test to discover the wisest of the primitives’

put @88 ‘Based on this test it appears that you are the wisest of the primitives’

put @96 ‘You shall be our ambassador to the primitives of this planet’

put @100 ‘Should you refuse, you shall be placed in a 4 ft diameter glass tube’

put @102 ‘and put on display in our intergalactic zoo’

put @104 ‘Choose wisely’

end printIt

 

end class

[Avinash]

I am quite fluent with many programming languages. But I am not aware of the language that you are using. Where can I get the compiler for this language?

[BhaktaBionic]

// 'Response' program

 

GET "LIBHDR"

 

LET START () BE

$(

WRITES ("Do not wish for what you can not have!*N")

WRITES ("Earth shall discover this most perfect language!*N")

WRITES ("in 2 ¾ light years. Your people are not ready!*N")

WRITES ("for such technology!*N")

$)

 

[Avinash]

in 2 ¾ light years

 

First you wrote a program that will generate syntax errors by all the compilers. Now you are making another mistake. You write as if "light year" is a unit of time. Though, in reality, it is a unit of distance.

[BhaktaBionic]

/*Response*/

using System;

class Quote {

static void Main() {

Console.WriteLine("Quote: You write as if "light year" is a unit of time. ");

}

}

 

routines

printIt is

== prints Response

do

print

put @10 ‘Another test, and you have passed’

put @12 ‘Truly you are the wisest of your people'

put @24 ‘Thus ends the testing procedure'

put @40 ‘Unless I need to use it again to’

put @72 ‘cover up any future "errors" '

end printIt

 

end class

[Tarun]

BB = BhaktaBionic is distancing himself from what?

That 2.75 light year time reference.

Introductory Massage for Planet Earth's People?

Where do I go? (HAIR hit song)

My neck's a bit stiff; I could certainly use one.

How much after the first? Devotee discounts? KaniSThas pay more?