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Write Your Own Punch Line

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10. I don't buy it.


9. Will all my kids lose all their bodily hair like this one?


8. How can this one head write as well as a million monkeys at a million typewriters over a million years?


7. Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him, Horatio: a fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy.


6. How come I didn't come out like all my brothers?


5. There goes the gene pool!


4. With that big brain, these ones will probably destroy the planet.


3. Yes, Dad, I should have been more sincere with my japa.


2. I wonder if this species understands "simple living, high thinking"?


1. Darwin must have been a crackpot!

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