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Top Ten George W. Bush Solutions For Global Warming

 

10. NASA mission to turn down the sun's thermostat

 

9. Federal subsidies to boost production of Cool Ranch Doritos

 

8. Fast track Rumsfeld's "Colonize Neptune" proposal

 

7. Convene Blue-Ribbon Committee to explore innovative ways of ignoring the problem

 

6. Let Hillary worry about it when she takes over

 

5. I dunno---tax cuts for the rich?

 

4. Give the boys at Halliburton 90-billion dollar contract to patch hole in ozone

 

3. Switch to celsius so scorching 98 becomes frosty 37

 

2. Keep plenty of Bud on ice

 

1. Invade Antarctica

 

 

Courtesy: Dave Letterman

 

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My preliminary evaluation of this Top 10, on a scale from 1 to 10, with 10 being the highest (funny), and 1 being the lowest, (not funny.)

 

 

Top Ten George W. Bush Solutions For Global Warming

 

10. NASA mission to turn down the sun's thermostat

 

9

 

9. Federal subsidies to boost production of Cool Ranch Doritos

 

9

 

8. Fast track Rumsfeld's "Colonize Neptune" proposal

 

5

 

7. Convene Blue-Ribbon Committee to explore innovative ways of ignoring the problem

 

6

 

6. Let Hillary worry about it when she takes over

 

6

 

5. I dunno---tax cuts for the rich?

 

4

 

4. Give the boys at Halliburton 90-billion dollar contract to patch hole in ozone

 

8

 

3. Switch to celsius so scorching 98 becomes frosty 37

 

9

 

2. Keep plenty of Bud on ice

 

5

 

1. Invade Antarctica

 

10

 

Overall analysis of this installment of Dave's Top Ten: 7 1/2. In other words, cute, clever, entertaining.

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