gHari 0 Report post Posted July 27, 2005 Top Ten George W. Bush Solutions For Global Warming 10. NASA mission to turn down the sun's thermostat 9. Federal subsidies to boost production of Cool Ranch Doritos 8. Fast track Rumsfeld's "Colonize Neptune" proposal 7. Convene Blue-Ribbon Committee to explore innovative ways of ignoring the problem 6. Let Hillary worry about it when she takes over 5. I dunno---tax cuts for the rich? 4. Give the boys at Halliburton 90-billion dollar contract to patch hole in ozone 3. Switch to celsius so scorching 98 becomes frosty 37 2. Keep plenty of Bud on ice 1. Invade Antarctica Courtesy: Dave Letterman Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bhakta Don Muntean 0 Report post Posted July 31, 2005 Quote: 4. Give the boys at Halliburton 90-billion dollar contract to patch hole in ozone 3. Switch to celsius so scorching 98 becomes frosty 37 Reply: See me Smile! Hari Bol Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest guest Report post Posted July 31, 2005 My preliminary evaluation of this Top 10, on a scale from 1 to 10, with 10 being the highest (funny), and 1 being the lowest, (not funny.) Top Ten George W. Bush Solutions For Global Warming 10. NASA mission to turn down the sun's thermostat 9 9. Federal subsidies to boost production of Cool Ranch Doritos 9 8. Fast track Rumsfeld's "Colonize Neptune" proposal 5 7. Convene Blue-Ribbon Committee to explore innovative ways of ignoring the problem 6 6. Let Hillary worry about it when she takes over 6 5. I dunno---tax cuts for the rich? 4 4. Give the boys at Halliburton 90-billion dollar contract to patch hole in ozone 8 3. Switch to celsius so scorching 98 becomes frosty 37 9 2. Keep plenty of Bud on ice 5 1. Invade Antarctica 10 Overall analysis of this installment of Dave's Top Ten: 7 1/2. In other words, cute, clever, entertaining. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites