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Husband (Returning late from work ) : "Good Evening Dear, I'm now logged in."


Wife : Have you brought the grocery ?


Husband : Bad command or filename.


Wife : But I told you in the morning?


Husband : Erroneous syntax. Abort ?


Wife : What about my new TV?


Husband : Variable not found ...


Wife : At least, give me your Credit Card, I want to do some shopping.


Husband : Sharing Violation. Access denied ...


Wife : Do you love me or do you only love computers or are you just being funny ?


Husband : Too many parameters ...


Wife : It was a great mistake that I married an idiot like you.


Husband : Data type mismatch.


Wife : You are a useless nut.


Husband : By Default.


Wife : What about your Salary ?


Husband : File in use ... Try after some time.


Wife : Who was in the car this morning ?


Husband : System is unstable. Press CTRL + . + DEL to Reboot.


Wife : Are you going to drink some wine ?


Husband : File system is full.


Wife : What is the relation between u and your Receptionist ?


Husband : Only user in my WRITE group.


Wife : What is my value in the family ?


Husband : Unknown Virus.




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