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"Let he among you who is without sin cast the first stone"

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The crowd had cornered a woman and was preparing to stone her. Jesus raised his hand and spake, "Let he among you who is without sin cast the first stone."

 

From the back of the crowd a small woman picked up a huge rock and staggered toward to poor victim.

 

Jesus pointed a finger at her and said, "Stop it MOM! I was just trying to make a point!"

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THE LORDS PRAYER

 

During a Papal audience, a businessman approached the Pope and made

 

 

 

 

 

this offer: Change the last line of the Lord's prayer from "give us this

 

 

 

 

 

day our daily bread" to "give us this day our daily chicken" and KFC will

 

 

 

 

 

donate 10 million dollars to Catholic charities.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The Pope shook his head and said no to the offer.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Two weeks later the businessman approached the Pope again, this time with

 

 

 

 

 

a 50 million dollar offer.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Again the Pope declined.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

A month later the man offers 100 million, and this time the Pope

 

 

 

 

 

accepts.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

At a meeting of the Cardinals, the Pope announces his decision.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"I have good news and bad news. The good news is, we have 100 million

 

 

 

 

 

dollars for charities. The bad news is, we lost the Wonder Bread account."

 

 

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