Krsnanatha 0 Report post Posted July 19, 2003 Once an atheist scientist was in his lab. He was working on a formula which he was sure would allow him to create life by putting some dirt through various chemical processes. Being an atheist he was ecstatic that he would be the one to finally prove there is no God. That life is a mere mixture of chemicals. Having finished his calculations he about to try to practically apply his theory when God appeared in his laboritory. God said "What are you doing?" "I.... Am about to prove you don't exist." boasted the scientist proudfully. "Really?" replied God a slight smile appearing on His face. "And how may I ask do you propose to do that?" "Glad you should ask. You see I was just now about to create life, right here in my lab." said the scientist "Really... please show me your technique." said God "Well, you see I just take some dirt just like this..." said the scientist pouring some dirt into a large flask. "Wait a minute...!" God interrupted. "Wait for what!" demanded the scientist. "Get your own damn dirt!!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
