Guest guest Posted June 19, 2003 Report Share Posted June 19, 2003 I NEED TO FIND IT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krsnanatha Posted June 20, 2003 Report Share Posted June 20, 2003 What one really needs to find is the mercy of the Vaisnavas. Searching for Hitler's birth certificate is not too different from looking for a piece of toilet paper in the local sewage treatment plant. Forgive me..... if this is truly a life or death situation. Just a perspective floating by. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theist Posted June 20, 2003 Report Share Posted June 20, 2003 Want to buy it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krsnanatha Posted June 20, 2003 Report Share Posted June 20, 2003 I was bidding on E-bay against. Damn it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
livingentity Posted June 20, 2003 Report Share Posted June 20, 2003 I sold it to him. /images/graemlins/grin.gif LE53 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krsnanatha Posted June 20, 2003 Report Share Posted June 20, 2003 Do you have Hiranyakasipu's high school diploma? or Hiranyaksha baptismal record? I've gotten my dirty little mitts on both of those collectors gems. I might trade them both for a Bhakta Billy or Bhaktin Rosine rookie card.... or a batch of really well prepared batch of Gulab jamuns. (You know lots of really sugary rose water and cardamon). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
livingentity Posted June 20, 2003 Report Share Posted June 20, 2003 Sorry but your papers are just copies. I have the real deal here buried in a concrete box in my backyard. Slurp, drool - gulab jamuns! I fall for rose water and cardamon flavored foods big time!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
livingentity Posted June 20, 2003 Report Share Posted June 20, 2003 kinda old so my birth certificate might be considered something of a relic (it is officially an antique!) You can tell it was typed with one of those old metal black manual typewriters cause some of the letters are not quite in line with the others. How much would you give me for it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krsnanatha Posted June 20, 2003 Report Share Posted June 20, 2003 You can never be killed at night or in the day....nor killed by any man or beast.... you will never again be called by a telemarketer..... nor will you never again have to buy insurance or pay taxes and.......you will never have to get a job as a Carnie. (I know I am being a little free with the benedictions but what the heck, I've got friends who are connected.) Deal? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
livingentity Posted June 20, 2003 Report Share Posted June 20, 2003 your offer is rather tempting particularly the telemarketer thing but... I dunno...the not being killed at night or day nor by man or beast thing sort of has me scared! Never have to work as a carnie..you say? hmmmm..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I_love_krishna_ Posted June 20, 2003 Report Share Posted June 20, 2003 Fun life you have there guest, The quest to fulfill your desire for Hitler's birth certificate. Oh yeah! great life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted June 11, 2004 Report Share Posted June 11, 2004 My name is Damien and im looking 4 his b-cerifercet 4 a clas assignment can u give it 2 me? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krsnanatha Posted June 11, 2004 Report Share Posted June 11, 2004 This was little more than a mad magazine moment amongst friends. I am sorry the satire flew passed you. I no longer have Hitler's birth certificate, I sold it to an anonoumous purchaser at auction, (at an healthy profit I will add.) I do have a pair of Hitler's gym socks from when he tried out for the "Ubber-Motherland, Little League, Combined Basketball, Genocide Tournament". (Oddly he failed to make the team...go figure? I was later told he got bounced because he was too short at the time to drop the poisin gas pellets into the feeder.) These cotten artifacts are currently on E-Bay and the bidding is fierce so get busy bidding. Hope this helps your grade. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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