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13thMonkey · May 11, 2003

Klingon Interpreter Needed for Ore. Mental Patients

Sunday, May 11, 2003

PORTLAND, Ore. — Position Available: Interpreter, must be fluent in Klingon (search).

The language created for the Star Trek (search) TV series and movies is one of about 55 needed by the office that treats mental health patients in metropolitan Multnomah County.

"We have to provide information in all the languages our clients speak," said Jerry Jelusich, a procurement specialist for the county Department of Human Services, which serves about 60,000 mental health clients.

Although created for works of fiction, Klingon was designed to have a consistent grammar, syntax and vocabulary.

And now Multnomah County (search) research has found that many people — and not just fans — consider it a complete language.

"There are some cases where we've had mental health patients where this was all they would speak," said the county's purchasing administrator, Franna Hathaway.

County officials said that obligates them to respond with a Klingon-English interpreter, putting the language of starship Enterprise officer Worf and other Klingon characters on a par with common languages such as Russian and Vietnamese, and less common tongues including Dari and Tongan.

May 12, 2003

I hate to seem mean but I can't help thinking if they took away their TV privilages these folks would find a way to speak english again. Ultimately it seems to be a "What came first the chicken or the egg" syndrome, were they mentally ill before entering in a reality based on a sixties TV show or did watching so much TV rot their brains. I do suppose it's a good thing they didn't imprint on the old batman series and decide they would only speak "fight scene". If that was the case their vocabulary would be severely limited. You know, Biff, Boff, Smack, ect...