Girl (Woman) Power

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“I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb

and I also know that I'm not blonde.”

-Dolly Parton-

 

”I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog.”

-Wendy Liebman-

 

”Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth.”

-Erma Bombeck-

 

”I think-therefore I'm single.”

-Lizz Winstead-

 

”When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping.

Men invade another country.”

-Elaine Boosler-

 

”Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.”

-Maryon Pearson-

 

”In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man;

if you want anything done, ask a woman.”

-Margaret Thatcher-

 

”I never married because there was no need.

I have three pets at home, which serve the same purpose as a husband.

I have a dog that growls every morning, a parrot that swears all afternoon,

and a cat that comes home late at night.”

-Marie Corelli-

 

”If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties?

How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a little noose around your neck?”

-Linda Ellerbee-

 

”I am a marvelous housekeeper.

Every time I leave a man I keep his house.”

-Zsa Zsa Gabor-

 

”Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission.”

-Eleanor Roosevelt-