atma 0 Report post Posted July 10, 2002 LOVE, LUST or MARRIAGE LOVE: When you write poems about your partner. LUST: When all you write is your phone number. MARRIAGE: When all you write is checks. LOVE: When sex is called "making love". LUST: When sex is called "doing it". MARRIAGE: When you can't remember what you used to call it. LOVE: When your eyes meet across a crowded room. LUST: When your tongues meet across a crowded room. MARRIAGE: When you lose your child in a crowded room. LOVE: When your heart flutters every time you see them. LUST: When your groin twitches every time you see them. MARRIAGE: When your wallet empties every time you see them. LOVE: When you argue over how many children to have. LUST: When you argue about who gives pleasure to whom. MARRIAGE: When you argue about money. LOVE: When you have concern for your partner's feelings. LUST: When you have concern for your partner's test results. MARRIAGE: When you have concern for what's on TV. LOVE: When nobody else matters. LUST: When nobody else knows. MARRIAGE: When everybody else matters and you don't care who knows. LOVE: When you like to be seen in public with your partner. LUST: When you like to see each other naked. MARRIAGE: When you never see each other awake. LOVE: When you share everything you own. LUST: When you steal everything they own. MARRIAGE: When the bank owns everything. LOVE: When you phone each other just to say, "Hi." LUST: When you phone each other to pick a hotel room. MARRIAGE: When you phone each other to fight. LOVE: When all the songs on the radio describe exactly how you feel.LUST: When the song on the radio determines how you do it. MARRIAGE: When you listen to talk radio. LOVE: When your farewell is "I love you, darling." LUST: When your farewell is "Same time next week?" MARRIAGE: When your farewell is "Pick up some toilet paper." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tarun 6 Report post Posted July 10, 2002 Ain't it the truf! Ain't it the truth! This is y indiadivine is by far the best website on the entire internet. No other website comes even close. Granted, VNN used to be. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
