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A man and woman are getting all snugly in bed.

The passion is heating up.

But then the lady stops and says,

"I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me."

The guy says "WHAT??"

The lady explains that he must be in tune with her emotional

needs as a

Woman.

Then he realizes that nothing is going to happen tonight and

he

might as

well deal with it.

So the next day the man takes her shopping at a big department

store.

He walks around and has her try on three very expensive

outfits.

She can't decide. He tells his woman to take all three of

them.

Then they go over and get matching shoes worth $200 each.

Then they go to the Jewellery Department where she gets a set

of diamond

earrings.

The lady is so excited. She thinks her guy has flipped out,

but

she does

not care.

She goes for the tennis bracelet.

He says "you don't even play tennis, but OK if you like it

then

let's get

it."

The woman is jumping up and down so excited she cannot even

believe what

is going on.

She says "I am ready to go, lets go to the cash register."

The man stops and says, "No, I don't feel like buying all this

stuff

now."

 

The woman's face goes blank.

He Continues-"I just wanted you to HOLD this stuff for a

while."

The look on her face is indescribable and she is about to

explode.

The guy says,

"You need to be in tune with my financial needs as a Man".

 

 

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