atma 0 Report post Posted December 27, 2001 One day, three men were hiking and unexpectedly came upon a large raging, violent river. They needed to get to the other side, but had no idea of how to do so. The first man prayed to God, saying, "Please God, give me the strength to cross this river." Poof! God gave him big arms and strong legs, and he was able to swim across the river in about two hours, after almost drowning a couple of times. Seeing this, the second man prayed to God, saying, "Please God, give me the strength ..and the tools to cross this river." Poof! God gave him a rowboat and he was able to row across the river in about an hour, after almost capsizing the boat a couple of times. The third man had seen how this worked out for the other two, so he also prayed to God saying, "Please God, give me the strength and the tools...and the intelligence... to cross this river." And poof! God turned him into a woman. She looked at the map, hiked upstream a couple of hundred yards, then walked across the bridge. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tarun 6 Report post Posted December 27, 2001 Brains (Goffin/King) Brains, my baby's got me locked up in chains. And they ain't the kind that you can see. Whoa, oh, these chains of love got a hold on me, yeah. Brains, well I can't break away from these Brains. Can't run around, 'cause I'm not free. Whoa, oh, these brains of love won't let me be, yeah. I wanna tell you, pretty devI, I think you're fine. I'd like to love you, But, darlin', I'm imprisoned by these... Brains, my baby's got me locked up in brains, And they ain't the kind that you can see, Oh, oh, these chains of love got a hold on me. Please believe me when I tell you, Your preps are so sweet. I'd like to kiss them, But I can't break away from all of these... Brains, my baby's got me locked up in chains. And they ain't the kind that you can see. Whoa, oh, these Brains of love got a hold on me, yeah. Brains, chains of love... ps - There's also a New VRndAvan EkadazI Brain joke. It was banned in BogotA, unheard of in Uruguay. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
