Mistranslated Signs in Foreign Countries

[Guest guest]

In a Belgrade Elevator

To move the cabin, push button for wishing floor. If the cabin should enter more persons, each one should press a number of wishing floor. Driving is then going alphabetically by national order.

 

Dr Office in Rome

Specialist in women and other diseases.

 

In a Rome laundry

Ladies, leave your clothes here & spend the afternoon having a good time.

 

On a menu of a Polish hotel

Salad a firm's own make; limpid red beer soup with cheesy dumplings in the form of a finger; roasted duck let loose; beef rashers beaten up in the country people's fashion.

 

A Finnish hotel's instructions in case of fire

If you are unable to leave your room, expose yourself in the window.

 

Ad for donkey rides in Thailand

Would you like to ride your own ass?

 

In a Czech tourist agency

Take one of our horse driven tours---we guarantee no miscarriages.

 

Car rental brochure in Tokyo

When passenger of foot heave in sight, tootle the horn. Trumpet him melodiously at first, but if he still obstacles your passage then tootle him with vigor.

 

A temple in Bangkok

It is forbidden to enter a woman even a foreigner if dressed like a man.

 

In a Bangkok cleaners

Drop your trousers here for best results.

 

In a hotel in Yugoslavian

The flattening of underwear with pleasure is the job of the chambermaid.

 

In a Paris hotel elevator

Please leave your values at the front desk.

 

[Tarun 6]

Abbott & Costello were abandoned in a desert, left to hitchhike.

Bud told Lou, "Go look at that sign. Find out where we are."

Lou walked over, read it, turned back to Bud & said, "Goslow".