Swami KitchenAnanda's Siksa:

[Tarun]

Swami KitchenAnanda runs a tight ship.

He advises his grhastha students to do likewise.

***Some exclusive quotes from his recent lectures & 'mourning' walks reveal so:

1. "A messy kitchen is a happy kitchen and this kitchen is delirious."

2. "No husband has ever been shot while doing the dishes."

3. "A husband is someone who takes out the trash and gives the impression he just cleaned the whole house/ashram."

***A sample of Swamiji's humility:

4. "If we are what we eat, then I'm easy, fast, and cheap."

5. "A balanced prasAdam diet means an offered cookie in each hand."

6. "Thou shalt not weigh more than thy temple's refrigerator."

***Swamiji's humble advice to others:

(what he could recall from Christ's Sermon on the Mount)

7. "Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused."

***And as far as using time wisely:

8. "A clean house is a sign of a misspent life."

9. "Help keep our mandir kitchen clean - eat out."

***Inspiring words for married couples:

10. "Housework done properly can kill you."

***Proof of his expert cooking:

11. Countless number of people have eaten from our Deity kitchen's and gone on to lead normal lives.

***His future plans

12. My next mission branch will have no kitchen –just vending machines.

All my disciples should open up similar centers.