Why bicycles are better than Women...

[Guest guest]

 

 

Why bicycles are better than Women...

 

<font face="Arial">Bicycles don't get pregnant.

 

 

 

 

You can ride your Bicycle any time of the month.

 

 

 

 

Bicycles don't have parents.

 

 

 

 

Bicycles don't whine unless something is really wrong.

 

 

 

 

You can share your Bicycle with your friends.

 

 

 

 

Bicycles don't care how many other Bicycles you've ridden.

 

 

 

 

When riding, you and your Bicycle can arrive at the same time.

 

 

 

 

Bicycles don't care how many other Bicycles you have.

 

 

 

 

Bicycles don't care if you look at other Bicycles.

 

 

 

 

Bicycles don't care if you buy Bicycle magazines.

 

 

 

 

You'll never hear, "Surprise, you are going to own a new

 

Bicycle" unless you go out to buy one yourself.

 

 

 

 

If your Bicycle goes flat you can fix it.

 

 

 

 

If your Bicycle is too loose you can tighten it.

 

 

 

 

If your Bicycle is misaligned, you don't have to discuss politics

 

with it.

 

 

 

 

You don't have to be jealous of the guy who works on your Bicycle.

 

 

 

 

If you say bad things to your Bicycle, you don't have to apologize

 

before you ride it again.

 

 

 

 

You can ride your Bicycle as long as you want and it won't get sore.

 

 

 

 

You can stop riding your Bicycle as soon as you want and it won't

 

get frustrated.

 

 

 

 

Your parents won't remain in touch with your old bicycle after you

 

dump it.

 

 

 

 

Bicycles don't get headaches.

 

 

 

 

Bicycles don't insult you if you're a bad rider.

 

 

 

 

Your Bicycle never wants a night out with the other Bicycles.

 

 

 

 

Bicycles don't care if you're late.

 

 

 

 

You don't have to take a shower before you ride your bicycle.

 

 

 

 

If your Bicycle doesn't look good you can paint it or get better

 

parts.

 

 

 

 

You can ride your Bicycle the first time you meet it, without having

 

to take it to dinner, see a movie, or meet its mother.

 

 

 

 

The only protection you have to wear when riding your Bicycle is a

 

decent helmet.

 

 

 

 

When in mixed company, you can talk about what a great ride you had

 

the last time you were on your Bicycle.</font></p>

 

 

 

[atma 0]

Poor you, ended up with a bike...?

[Guest guest]

Luckier than ending up with a single mom on welfare!

 

[This message has been edited by rand0M aXiS (edited 09-02-2001).]

[Guest guest]

It's not a helmet, it's a tinfoil hot.

[atma 0]

Helmet or tinfoil, just take off the lid, it helps.

[Guest guest]

Helps what?

[atma 0]

It helps to think better! Cool air for the cool guy

[Guest guest]

peace

[Bhakta Shakta 0]

why bicycles are better than you sounds better to us all~

[Tarun 6]

I keep one bike in Alachua, one in Miami, one in New York, one in Amsterdam, one in Mayapur and 2 in VrndAvan.

I tried to do the same with... but they refused to agree.

Naturally I carry the pump wherever I go.

 

[Tarun 6]

ZrIpAd Bhaktivibudha Boddhayan Mhrj just informed me my Mayapur bike was stolen from under GopinAth Gaudiya Math's staircase.

Multiple Choice Question: what are your opinions:

a) Was it an inside job (antaranga-zakti), done by a sAdhana-siddha?

b) Was it an outside job (bahiranga-zakti), done by a nitya-baddha?

c) Or was it marginal (tatastha-zakti), done by a karma-mizra bhakta?

[Tarun 6]

My father use to address any engine or car as female.

"She runs good/well now. She has a flat tire.

She needs gas."

Similarly, a bike is better because you can adjust her seat...

without forcing her to diet. (lose/gain weight)