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20 Silly Questions to Ask Yourself!!!

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1. If you throw a cat out of the window, does it become kitty litter?

2. If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?

3. If you take an Asian and spin him around, does he became disoriented?

4. Is it ok to use an AM radio in the afternoon?

5. What do chickens think we taste like?

6. What do u call a male ladybug?

7. What hair color in on the license of a bald man?

8. When dog food is new tasting, who taste tests it?

9. Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitos?

10. Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?

11. Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

12. Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?

13. Why are there interstates in Hawaii?

14. Have you ever imagined a world w/out hypothetical situations?

15. If you squeeze olives to get olive oil, then where does baby oil come from?

16. If a cow laughs, does milk come out her nose?

17. What would Geronimo yell if he jumped out of an airplane? MEEEE!!!!???

18. If con and pro are opposite, then is Congress and progress opposite?

19. If flying is safe, why is the airport called the terminal?

20. If American mothers give their babies tiny fork and spoons, then what chinese mothers give their babies? toothpicks?


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