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In the middle of a dark and thick night, the Captain of a ship notices a flicker of light on the horizon, which appeared to be in a direct path of his vessel.

 

The Captain motions the first officer to signal....... “turn 5 degrees to starboard side”.

 

To which the reply was,........“You turn 5 degrees to starboard”.

 

The Captain in a firmer voice motions the First Officer to signal..... “Turn 5 degrees to starboard side, This is A CAPTAIN ”.

 

The reply came .............. “You turn 5 degrees to starboard side, this is a seaman”

 

The Captain could no longer tolerate such an exhibition of insubordination in marine safety procedures. The Captain vehemently orders to signal.............. “Turn 5 degrees to starboard side, or prepare to be be crushed........this is a moving FREIGHTER”

 

The reply was “you turn 5 degree to starboard side, this is a stationary lighthouse”

 

 

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  • 4 weeks later...

This reminds me of junior devotees challenging senior devotees, children challenging parents.

Our general lack of culture & respect for one another is increasing.

Yet we think we're progressing. We're convinced of it.

This Yudhisthir Mhrj deemed the funniest thing of all.

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