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Q: How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?

A: We don't know; it has never happened.

 

Q: Why are married women heavier than single women?

A: Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.

 

Q: How do you get a man to do sit-ups?

A: Put the remote control between his toes.

 

Q: What did God say after creating Eve?

A: "Practice makes perfect."

 

Man says to God: " God, why did you make woman so beautiful?"

God says: "So you would love her"

"But God," the man says, "why did you make her so dumb?"

God says: "So she would love you"

 

What is the difference between men and government bonds?

The bonds mature!!!

 

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Maitreya,

 

Look at this way. The very fact that we are not retaliating shows how noble, mature, thoughtful and considerate men are.

 

But again, I may change my mind later and post some jokes in favor of men Posted Image

 

Cheers

 

 

 

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Confucius says a man who has both feet firmly on the ground will have trouble putting on pants.

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Give me a break Gauracandra! You started everything with your "childish, inmature and sexist" joke. Even recognized that "I guess that pretty much sums me up."

Now you're saying that you like what Shvu's saying: "Men are not retaliating because are noble, mature, thoughtful and considerate." Tell you the truth, I think you can't do any better!

Think, guys, think!

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In continuation of the grand man-woman saga... Posted Image

 

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

A man never worries about his future until he gets a wife.

 

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.

To be happy with a woman, you must lover her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

 

Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing to die.

 

Here are the top 10 things that men understand about women:

 

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1.

 

You guessed it!

 

Cheers

 

 

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Confucius says a man who runs behind a car will get exhausted.

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