On the lighter side...

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Fifty-one years ago, Herman James, a North Carolina mountain man, was

drafted by the Army.

 

On his first day in basic training, the Army issued him a comb. That

afternoon the Army barber sheared off all his hair. On his second day,

the Army issued Herman a toothbrush. That afternoon the Army dentist

yanked seven of his teeth. On the third day, the Army issued him a jock

strap. The Army has been looking for Herman for 51 years.