Evil Twins.... for the crazy ones amongst us

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Hi Nikki

 

> > So, you were bluffing.... a little bit of advice.... when

> > bluffing, it tends

> > to ruin your bluff if you admit to it ;-)

> Bluffing how?I simply asked what note. But I do remember a few

> things I had written notes about.

 

OK - more problems with the memory erasing formula?

 

> > You use the Post Office in the US? Well no wonder everything goes

> > missing!

> I did no such thing! If *you* mailed something to me, it had to go

> through our post office.

 

Well it wouldn't if you'd kept your mailroom open!

 

BB

Peter

[Guest guest]

Hi Peter

 

> > > So, you were bluffing.... a little bit of advice.... when

> > > bluffing, it tends

> > > to ruin your bluff if you admit to it ;-)

> > Bluffing how?I simply asked what note. But I do remember a few

> > things I had written notes about.

> OK - more problems with the memory erasing formula?

 

You have? Oh, well that explains a lot then.

 

 

> > > You use the Post Office in the US? Well no wonder everything

goes

> > > missing!

> > I did no such thing! If *you* mailed something to me, it had to

go

> > through our post office.

> Well it wouldn't if you'd kept your mailroom open!

 

 

I promise if I ever have one, I shall keep it open or notify you if

it closes.

 

BB

Nikki

[Guest guest]

Hi Nikki

 

> > OK - more problems with the memory erasing formula?

> You have? Oh, well that explains a lot then.

 

You'll notice the " ? " at the end of my sentence... in England, we refer to

that as a " Question Mark " , and it means that the previous sentence is a

question, not a statement... if you can't remember that, then you really do

have memory problems ;-)

 

> > Well it wouldn't if you'd kept your mailroom open!

> I promise if I ever have one, I shall keep it open or notify you if

> it closes.

 

That's all I've ever asked :-)

 

BB

Peter

[Guest guest]

Hi Peter

 

> > > OK - more problems with the memory erasing formula?

> > You have? Oh, well that explains a lot then.

> You'll notice the " ? " at the end of my sentence... in England, we

refer to

> that as a " Question Mark " , and it means that the previous sentence

is a

> question, not a statement... if you can't remember that, then you

really do

> have memory problems ;-)

 

Hey!

 

Actually now that you have admitted that you are having problems

because of taking the memory erasing formula, I simply figured you

had forgotten proper punctuation. Especially since you used it

incorrectly in that sentence.

 

It is nice to see that your memory is slowly coming back tho.

 

 

> > > Well it wouldn't if you'd kept your mailroom open!

> > I promise if I ever have one, I shall keep it open or notify you

if

> > it closes.

> That's all I've ever asked :-)

 

And if it should ever occur I shall provide.

 

BB

Nikki

[Guest guest]

Hi Nikki

Hi Nikki

 

> > question, not a statement... if you can't remember that, then you

> > really do

> > have memory problems ;-)

> Actually now that you have admitted that you are having problems

> because of taking the memory erasing formula, I simply figured you

> had forgotten proper punctuation. Especially since you used it

> incorrectly in that sentence.

> It is nice to see that your memory is slowly coming back tho.

 

So, I take it you have been taking lessons from Peter Mandehlson?

 

> > That's all I've ever asked :-)

> And if it should ever occur I shall provide.

 

Excellent... so when will the new mailroom be set up? We have a whole load

of plans ready to send...

 

BB

Peter

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Hi Peter

 

 

> Hi Nikki

> Hi Nikki

 

Quite clever! And this early in the am it took me a monet to get it.

LOL

 

 

> > > question, not a statement... if you can't remember that, then

you

> > > really do

> > > have memory problems ;-)

> > Actually now that you have admitted that you are having problems

> > because of taking the memory erasing formula, I simply figured

you

> > had forgotten proper punctuation. Especially since you used it

> > incorrectly in that sentence.

> > It is nice to see that your memory is slowly coming back tho.

> So, I take it you have been taking lessons from Peter Mandehlson?

 

I've not signed up for his class

 

 

> > > That's all I've ever asked :-)

> > And if it should ever occur I shall provide.

> Excellent... so when will the new mailroom be set up? We have a

whole load

> of plans ready to send...

 

Unfortunately I cannot comply with your request. In order to set-up

a " new " mailroom, there would have had to have been an " old "

mailroom.

 

However, you can still send all materials directly to me as I

originally requested.

 

BB

Nikki

[Guest guest]

Hi Nikki

 

> > Hi Nikki

> > Hi Nikki

> Quite clever! And this early in the am it took me a monet to get it.

> LOL

 

I'm glad you did, because I didn't even realise I'd done it... which just

goes to show how powerful the subconcious can be :-)

 

> > So, I take it you have been taking lessons from Peter Mandehlson?

> I've not signed up for his class

 

So you mean you're a natural? That's very worrying!

 

> Unfortunately I cannot comply with your request. In order to set-up

> a " new " mailroom, there would have had to have been an " old "

> mailroom.

 

Well, let's ignore the fact that you no longer have an old mailroom, and

just set up " a " mailroom... how would that be?

 

> However, you can still send all materials directly to me as I

> originally requested.

 

But then they have to go through the post office!

 

BB

Peter

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Hi Peter

 

> > > Hi Nikki

> > > Hi Nikki

> > Quite clever! And this early in the am it took me a monet to get

it.

> > LOL

> I'm glad you did, because I didn't even realise I'd done it...

which just

> goes to show how powerful the subconcious can be :-)

 

LOL - that must be it!

 

 

> > > So, I take it you have been taking lessons from Peter

Mandehlson?

> > I've not signed up for his class

> So you mean you're a natural? That's very worrying!

 

Excellent!

 

 

> > Unfortunately I cannot comply with your request. In order to set-

up

> > a " new " mailroom, there would have had to have been an " old "

> > mailroom.

> Well, let's ignore the fact that you no longer have an old

mailroom, and

> just set up " a " mailroom... how would that be?

 

Ok, we can ignore that I have never had an old mailroom.

But why can you not just send everything to my attention.

I do not trust our Twins to handle the mail!

Chalk it up to the Virgo in me, but I would like to oversee this.

 

 

> > However, you can still send all materials directly to me as I

> > originally requested.

> But then they have to go through the post office!

 

Ok magic man, how would they get here otherwise.

 

BB

Nikki

[Guest guest]

Hi Nikki

 

> Ok, we can ignore that I have never had an old mailroom.

> But why can you not just send everything to my attention.

 

Because the PO have to handle sensitive material that way.

 

> I do not trust our Twins to handle the mail!

> Chalk it up to the Virgo in me, but I would like to oversee this.

 

Ah - you obviously haven't seen the new line of " Post-Room Twins " I've been

working on (we can re-brand them for the US market if you like)... they're

utterly reliable when it comes to handling post.

 

> > But then they have to go through the post office!

> Ok magic man, how would they get here otherwise.

 

Using the Twin Courier service, of course!!!!

 

BB

Peter

[Guest guest]

Hi Peter

 

> > Ok, we can ignore that I have never had an old mailroom.

> > But why can you not just send everything to my attention.

> Because the PO have to handle sensitive material that way.

 

 

And you did not think this important to tell me years ago?

If I had known this I would have set up a mailroom!

 

> > I do not trust our Twins to handle the mail!

> > Chalk it up to the Virgo in me, but I would like to oversee this.

> Ah - you obviously haven't seen the new line of " Post-Room Twins "

I've been

> working on (we can re-brand them for the US market if you like)...

they're

> utterly reliable when it comes to handling post.

 

 

Of course I haven't seen them, you haven't sent me anything in a

long time.

 

> > > But then they have to go through the post office!

> > Ok magic man, how would they get here otherwise.

> Using the Twin Courier service, of course!!!!

 

 

Oh, of course...

 

BB

Nikki

[Guest guest]

Hi Nikki

 

> > Because the PO have to handle sensitive material that way.

> And you did not think this important to tell me years ago?

 

I thought it was common knowledge ;-)

 

> If I had known this I would have set up a mailroom!

 

Does this mean that you'll now set up a mailroom? Please?

 

> > I've been

> > working on (we can re-brand them for the US market if you like)...

> > they're

> > utterly reliable when it comes to handling post.

> Of course I haven't seen them, you haven't sent me anything in a

> long time.

 

Let's not start this again!!!! :-)

 

BB

Peter

[Guest guest]

Hi Peter

 

> > > Because the PO have to handle sensitive material that way.

> > And you did not think this important to tell me years ago?

> I thought it was common knowledge ;-)

 

I guess you were wrong.

 

 

> > If I had known this I would have set up a mailroom!

> Does this mean that you'll now set up a mailroom? Please?

 

If that is what you really want, consider it done!

 

> > > I've been

> > > working on (we can re-brand them for the US market if you

like)...

> > > they're

> > > utterly reliable when it comes to handling post.

> > Of course I haven't seen them, you haven't sent me anything in a

> > long time.

> Let's not start this again!!!! :-)

 

Start what?

 

BB

Nikki

[Guest guest]

Hi Nikki

 

> > I thought it was common knowledge ;-)

> I guess you were wrong.

 

How unusual! Of course, I know where I went wrong... I momentarily forgot

your experiments with memory-erasing formulae ;-)

 

> > > If I had known this I would have set up a mailroom!

> > Does this mean that you'll now set up a mailroom? Please?

> If that is what you really want, consider it done!

 

At last - we'll have to have an opening party :-)

 

> > Let's not start this again!!!! :-)

> Start what?

 

Never mind...

 

BB

Peter

[Guest guest]

Hi Peter

 

> > > I thought it was common knowledge ;-)

> > I guess you were wrong.

> How unusual!

 

I do agree! Normally you are quite good at covering up your

mistakes! Must be good practice.

 

 

Of course, I know where I went wrong... I momentarily forgot

> your experiments with memory-erasing formulae ;-)

 

Ah yes, will I did warn you not to drink it!

 

 

> > > > If I had known this I would have set up a mailroom!

> > > Does this mean that you'll now set up a mailroom? Please?

> > If that is what you really want, consider it done!

> At last - we'll have to have an opening party :-)

 

Sounds good to me!

 

 

> > > Let's not start this again!!!! :-)

> > Start what?

> Never mind...

 

Must not have been important then.

 

BB

Nikki

[Guest guest]

Hi Nikki

 

> > > I guess you were wrong.

> > How unusual!

> I do agree! Normally you are quite good at covering up your

> mistakes! Must be good practice.

 

Well, if that's what you choose to believe ;-)

 

> > Of course, I know where I went wrong... I momentarily forgot

> > your experiments with memory-erasing formulae ;-)

> Ah yes, will I did warn you not to drink it!

 

Just as well I took note of the warning, then.... shame you had to find out

the hard way, though!

 

> > At last - we'll have to have an opening party :-)

> Sounds good to me!

 

Excellent.... so, party at the IL Evil Twin mailroom.... :-)

 

BB

Peter

[Guest guest]

Hi Peter

 

> > I do agree! Normally you are quite good at covering up your

> > mistakes! Must be good practice.

> Well, if that's what you choose to believe ;-)

 

I always try to believe the truth

 

> > > Of course, I know where I went wrong... I momentarily forgot

> > > your experiments with memory-erasing formulae ;-)

> > Ah yes, will I did warn you not to drink it!

> Just as well I took note of the warning, then.... shame you had to

find out

> the hard way, though!

 

I would suppose so if I knew what you were talking about. lol

 

 

> > > At last - we'll have to have an opening party :-)

> > Sounds good to me!

> Excellent.... so, party at the IL Evil Twin mailroom.... :-)

 

Well at least let me get it set up first!

 

BB

Nikki

[Guest guest]

Hi Nikki

 

> > Well, if that's what you choose to believe ;-)

> I always try to believe the truth

 

Then it's such a shame when you fail to do so ;-)

 

> > Just as well I took note of the warning, then.... shame you had to

> > find out

> > the hard way, though!

> I would suppose so if I knew what you were talking about. lol

 

If you could *remember* what I was talking about :-)

 

> > Excellent.... so, party at the IL Evil Twin mailroom.... :-)

> Well at least let me get it set up first!

 

OK.... let us know when it's ready...

 

BB

Peter

[Guest guest]

Hi Peter

 

> > > Well, if that's what you choose to believe ;-)

> > I always try to believe the truth

> Then it's such a shame when you fail to do so ;-)

 

Quite! Good thing it hasn't happened in years

 

 

> > > Just as well I took note of the warning, then.... shame you

had to

> > > find out

> > > the hard way, though!

> > I would suppose so if I knew what you were talking about. lol

> If you could *remember* what I was talking about :-)

 

yeah ok, nice try

I have security camera footage of you drinking the elixir Peter

I just didn't want to embarras you in front of everyone like this

but you have left me no choice

 

 

> > > Excellent.... so, party at the IL Evil Twin mailroom.... :-)

> > Well at least let me get it set up first!

> OK.... let us know when it's ready...

 

 

Well you do know it is quite a lengthy process to set these things

up! Supplies have to be ordered, dry wall put up and painted,

applicants interviewed, shevling put in, we have to get the proper

machines in the door...

 

Ok, it's ready!

 

BB

Nikki

[Guest guest]

Hi Nikki

 

> > > > Well, if that's what you choose to believe ;-)

> > > I always try to believe the truth

> > Then it's such a shame when you fail to do so ;-)

> Quite! Good thing it hasn't happened in years

 

I see, so what you're saying is that this once is OK as it doesn't happen

often :-)

 

> > > I would suppose so if I knew what you were talking about. lol

> > If you could *remember* what I was talking about :-)

> yeah ok, nice try

> I have security camera footage of you drinking the elixir Peter

> I just didn't want to embarras you in front of everyone like this

> but you have left me no choice

 

How daft do you think I am? I knew you were taping me, so I had a glass of

cold tea standing by.... that's what I'm drinking on the camera footage!

 

> > > > Excellent.... so, party at the IL Evil Twin mailroom.... :-)

> > > Well at least let me get it set up first!

> > OK.... let us know when it's ready...

> Well you do know it is quite a lengthy process to set these things

> up! Supplies have to be ordered, dry wall put up and painted,

> applicants interviewed, shevling put in, we have to get the proper

> machines in the door...

 

OK, well, I can wait for a little bit....

 

> Ok, it's ready!

 

Well that did take a while.... can we have a party now?

 

BB

Peter

[Guest guest]

Hi Peter

 

> > > > > Well, if that's what you choose to believe ;-)

> > > > I always try to believe the truth

> > > Then it's such a shame when you fail to do so ;-)

> > Quite! Good thing it hasn't happened in years

> I see, so what you're saying is that this once is OK as it doesn't

happen

> often :-)

 

Nope, that was not what I was saying at all

 

 

> > > > I would suppose so if I knew what you were talking about. lol

> > > If you could *remember* what I was talking about :-)

> > yeah ok, nice try

> > I have security camera footage of you drinking the elixir Peter

> > I just didn't want to embarras you in front of everyone like this

> > but you have left me no choice

> How daft do you think I am? I knew you were taping me, so I had a

glass of

> cold tea standing by.... that's what I'm drinking on the camera

footage!

 

Really? Clear ice tea? I've never heard of such a thing!

 

 

 

> > Ok, it's ready!

> Well that did take a while.... can we have a party now?

 

 

I know, those damn Twins that you recommended are LAZY!

 

Yes, we can!

 

BB

Nikki

[Guest guest]

Hi Nikki

 

> Nope, that was not what I was saying at all

 

Well you should really try to be more clear then ;-)

 

> > How daft do you think I am? I knew you were taping me, so I had a

> > glass of

> > cold tea standing by.... that's what I'm drinking on the camera

> > footage!

> Really? Clear ice tea? I've never heard of such a thing!

 

I never said anything about ice tea... I said cold tea... and it was clear,

because I like my tea very weak :-)

 

> > Well that did take a while.... can we have a party now?

> I know, those damn Twins that you recommended are LAZY!

 

Hey - the Builder Twin is still only a prototype you know... :-)

 

> Yes, we can!

 

'Bout time too... I'll bring the party poppers :-)

 

BB

Peter

[Guest guest]

Hi Peter

 

 

Hey, are you allowed up this late at night?

 

> > Nope, that was not what I was saying at all

> Well you should really try to be more clear then ;-)

 

Well that would be no fun!

Besides, perhaps you should learn to read the code...

 

> > > How daft do you think I am? I knew you were taping me, so I

had a

> > > glass of

> > > cold tea standing by.... that's what I'm drinking on the camera

> > > footage!

> > Really? Clear ice tea? I've never heard of such a thing!

> I never said anything about ice tea... I said cold tea... and it

was clear,

> because I like my tea very weak :-)

 

LOL - if you say so...

 

 

> > > Well that did take a while.... can we have a party now?

> > I know, those damn Twins that you recommended are LAZY!

> Hey - the Builder Twin is still only a prototype you know... :-)

 

What about the Furniture Mover Twin and the Decorator Twin? What are

their excuses?

 

 

> > Yes, we can!

> 'Bout time too... I'll bring the party poppers :-)

 

 

I have the refreshments!

 

BB

Nikki

[Guest guest]

Hi Nikki

 

>Hey, are you allowed up this late at night?

 

I believe so - no-one's told me it's past my bed-time :-)

 

>> Well you should really try to be more clear then ;-)

>Well that would be no fun!

>Besides, perhaps you should learn to read the code...

 

Hey, I'm struggling enough trying to understand that foreign language you speak - let alone code!

 

>What about the Furniture Mover Twin and the Decorator Twin? What are>their excuses?

 

They're just like the real thing.... they don't need excuses!>> 'Bout time too... I'll bring the party poppers :-)>I have the refreshments!

 

Great - Fraggle can bring the beer ;-)

 

BB

Peter

[Guest guest]

Hi Peter

 

> >Hey, are you allowed up this late at night?

> I believe so - no-one's told me it's past my bed-time :-)

 

Just making sure

 

 

> >> Well you should really try to be more clear then ;-)

> >Well that would be no fun!

> >Besides, perhaps you should learn to read the code...

> Hey, I'm struggling enough trying to understand that foreign

language you

> speak - let alone code!

 

do you not have the translation book any longer?

 

 

> >What about the Furniture Mover Twin and the Decorator Twin? What

are

> >their excuses?

> They're just like the real thing.... they don't need excuses!

 

LOL!

 

 

> >> 'Bout time too... I'll bring the party poppers :-)

> >I have the refreshments!

> Great - Fraggle can bring the beer ;-)

 

Sounds good to me!

 

BB

Nikki

[Guest guest]

Hi Nikki

 

> > >Hey, are you allowed up this late at night? > > I believe so - no-one's told me it's past my bed-time :-)> Just making sure

 

JG... so, to return the favour, are you allowed to be up that late?

 

> > Hey, I'm struggling enough trying to understand that foreign language you> > speak - let alone code!>do you not have the translation book any longer?

 

I have the code book, but unfortunately it's all in American!

 

BB

Peter