Evil Twins.... for the crazy ones amongst us

[Guest guest]

Hi Peter

 

> > > I really don't think it should matter - our twins are clearly

of

> superior

> > > quality :-)

> > Quite true, but then again having one bad twin can sour you from

> > ever buying another

> In which case we should use that in our advertising :-)

 

What a wonderful idea! I'll get marketing started on it right away

 

 

> > > Nah - it'll be more fun without any knowledge :-)

> > Sounds good! Just be careful to plan around the traps.

> Oh that's it, just spoil all my fun :-(

 

Being careful spoils fun?

Hmmmmm....

Someone should apply this to the conversation about the safe that

held all of the bows

 

 

> > I never created them! They came on the official paperwork that

your

> > mailroom sent to my mailroom.

> I think something dodgy is going on in one of the mailrooms, in

that case...

> was the paperwork in the correct code?

 

Of course it was!

See, mailroom or no mailroom, your Twins are messing with you!

 

BB

Nikki

[Guest guest]

Hi Nikki

 

> > > > When did Charlie Brown join the list?

> > > As soon as you said " Good Grief "

> > And just how did he know I'd said " good grief " ? ;-)

> Perhaps he is spying on you

>

 

Now that *is* a disturbing thought!

 

BB

Peter

[Guest guest]

Hi Nikki

 

> > In which case we should use that in our advertising :-)

> What a wonderful idea! I'll get marketing started on it right away

 

Pleased to hear it.... do I get a bonus for coming up with a good marketing

ploy?

 

> > > > Nah - it'll be more fun without any knowledge :-)

> > > Sounds good! Just be careful to plan around the traps.

> > Oh that's it, just spoil all my fun :-(

> Being careful spoils fun?

 

No, planning around the traps does!

 

> Hmmmmm....

> Someone should apply this to the conversation about the safe that

> held all of the bows

 

LOL - now you know full well that no-one else on here is going to have the

foggiest idea what you're talking about :-)

 

> > I think something dodgy is going on in one of the mailrooms, in that

case...

> > was the paperwork in the correct code?

> Of course it was!

> See, mailroom or no mailroom, your Twins are messing with you!

 

Who said it was my twins?

 

BB

Peter

[Guest guest]

Hi Peter

 

> > > > > When did Charlie Brown join the list?

> > > > As soon as you said " Good Grief "

> > > And just how did he know I'd said " good grief " ? ;-)

> > Perhaps he is spying on you

> Now that *is* a disturbing thought!

 

Why thank you!

And don't worry, there are many more where that one came from.

 

BB

Nikki

[Guest guest]

Hi Peter

 

> > > In which case we should use that in our advertising :-)

> > What a wonderful idea! I'll get marketing started on it right

away

> Pleased to hear it.... do I get a bonus for coming up with a good

marketing

> ploy?

 

I suppose not. If you were still CFO you could manage it through the

books. Now you'll need luck just to get the Marketing Dept to

acknowledge that it was your idea in the first place.

 

 

> > > > > Nah - it'll be more fun without any knowledge :-)

> > > > Sounds good! Just be careful to plan around the traps.

> > > Oh that's it, just spoil all my fun :-(

> > Being careful spoils fun?

> No, planning around the traps does!

 

Oh, well then please do let me know which day you'll be in so I can

take a say off.

And enjoy!

 

 

> > Hmmmmm....

> > Someone should apply this to the conversation about the safe that

> > held all of the bows

> LOL - now you know full well that no-one else on here is going to

have the

> foggiest idea what you're talking about :-)

 

And your point is?

 

 

> > > I think something dodgy is going on in one of the mailrooms,

in that

> case...

> > > was the paperwork in the correct code?

> > Of course it was!

> > See, mailroom or no mailroom, your Twins are messing with you!

> Who said it was my twins?

 

 

I just did above.

I oversaw the shipment from here myself. It wasn't my Twins.

 

BB

Nikki

[Guest guest]

Hi Nikki

 

> > > Perhaps he is spying on you

> > Now that *is* a disturbing thought!

> Why thank you!

> And don't worry, there are many more where that one came from.

 

As if I didn't already know that ;-)

 

BB

Peter

[Guest guest]

Hi Nikki

 

> > Pleased to hear it.... do I get a bonus for coming up with a good

marketing

> > ploy?

> I suppose not.

 

Gee, thanks!

 

> If you were still CFO you could manage it through the books.

 

Whadayamean " still " ? I never was!

 

> Now you'll need luck just to get the Marketing Dept to

> acknowledge that it was your idea in the first place.

 

I thought you were the Marketing Dept....

 

> > > > Oh that's it, just spoil all my fun :-(

> > > Being careful spoils fun?

> > No, planning around the traps does!

> Oh, well then please do let me know which day you'll be in so I can

> take a say off.

 

OK... but you don't really need to stop talking just because I visit ;-)

 

> > LOL - now you know full well that no-one else on here is going to have

the

> > foggiest idea what you're talking about :-)

> And your point is?

 

It's usually one finger positioning itself in the direction of whatever I

wish to indicate... but I fail to see the relevance to the current

conversation :-)

 

> > > See, mailroom or no mailroom, your Twins are messing with you!

> > Who said it was my twins?

> I just did above.

 

So you did... I'm glad you spotted that... well done :-)

 

> I oversaw the shipment from here myself. It wasn't my Twins.

 

And which shipment would that be?

 

BB

Peter

[Guest guest]

Hi Peter

 

> > > Pleased to hear it.... do I get a bonus for coming up with a

good

> marketing

> > > ploy?

> > I suppose not.

> Gee, thanks!

 

You're quite welcome

 

 

> > If you were still CFO you could manage it through the books.

> Whadayamean " still " ? I never was!

 

Nice try. Are we being audited or something? Because I cannot figure

out why you keep denying this!

 

 

> > Now you'll need luck just to get the Marketing Dept to

> > acknowledge that it was your idea in the first place.

> I thought you were the Marketing Dept....

 

You thought wrong.

 

 

> > > > > Oh that's it, just spoil all my fun :-(

> > > > Being careful spoils fun?

> > > No, planning around the traps does!

> > Oh, well then please do let me know which day you'll be in so I

can

> > take a say off.

> OK... but you don't really need to stop talking just because I

visit ;-)

 

ROFL! Fine then, I will simply take a day off.

 

 

> > > LOL - now you know full well that no-one else on here is going

to have

> the

> > > foggiest idea what you're talking about :-)

> > And your point is?

> It's usually one finger positioning itself in the direction of

whatever I

> wish to indicate... but I fail to see the relevance to the current

> conversation :-)

 

As do I. So what was the relevance of your statement?

 

 

> > > > See, mailroom or no mailroom, your Twins are messing with

you!

> > > Who said it was my twins?

> > I just did above.

> So you did... I'm glad you spotted that... well done :-)

 

Thank you. And you are quite welcome for the help.

 

 

> > I oversaw the shipment from here myself. It wasn't my Twins.

> And which shipment would that be?

 

The one you has asked if I put it in the proper code. It included

the layout of the mailroom.

Have you been drinking the memory loss serum again?

 

BB

Nikki

[Guest guest]

Hi Peter

 

> > > Pleased to hear it.... do I get a bonus for coming up with a

good

> marketing

> > > ploy?

> > I suppose not.

> Gee, thanks!

 

You're quite welcome

 

 

> > If you were still CFO you could manage it through the books.

> Whadayamean " still " ? I never was!

 

Nice try. Are we being audited or something? Because I cannot figure

out why you keep denying this!

 

 

> > Now you'll need luck just to get the Marketing Dept to

> > acknowledge that it was your idea in the first place.

> I thought you were the Marketing Dept....

 

You thought wrong.

 

 

> > > > > Oh that's it, just spoil all my fun :-(

> > > > Being careful spoils fun?

> > > No, planning around the traps does!

> > Oh, well then please do let me know which day you'll be in so I

can

> > take a say off.

> OK... but you don't really need to stop talking just because I

visit ;-)

 

ROFL! Fine then, I will simply take a day off.

 

 

> > > LOL - now you know full well that no-one else on here is going

to have

> the

> > > foggiest idea what you're talking about :-)

> > And your point is?

> It's usually one finger positioning itself in the direction of

whatever I

> wish to indicate... but I fail to see the relevance to the current

> conversation :-)

 

As do I. So what was the relevance of your statement?

 

 

> > > > See, mailroom or no mailroom, your Twins are messing with

you!

> > > Who said it was my twins?

> > I just did above.

> So you did... I'm glad you spotted that... well done :-)

 

Thank you. And you are quite welcome for the help.

 

 

> > I oversaw the shipment from here myself. It wasn't my Twins.

> And which shipment would that be?

 

The one you has asked if I put it in the proper code. It included

the layout of the mailroom.

Have you been drinking the memory loss serum again?

 

BB

Nikki

[Guest guest]

Hi Nikki

 

> > > If you were still CFO you could manage it through the books.

> > Whadayamean " still " ? I never was!

> Nice try. Are we being audited or something? Because I cannot figure

> out why you keep denying this!

 

We don't get audited!

 

And I deny it because it never was my title. I've never had any dinky 3 word

titles... and since the only person who can give me a title apart from me

without filling in the necessary forms has denied ever giving me this title,

either they're lying, or I'm right :-)

 

> > > Now you'll need luck just to get the Marketing Dept to

> > > acknowledge that it was your idea in the first place.

> > I thought you were the Marketing Dept....

> You thought wrong.

 

So who is then?

 

> > > Oh, well then please do let me know which day you'll be in so I can

> > > take a say off.

> > OK... but you don't really need to stop talking just because I visit ;-)

> ROFL! Fine then, I will simply take a day off.

 

I didn't know you worked in the Mailroom....

 

> > > And your point is?

> > It's usually one finger positioning itself in the direction of whatever

I

> > wish to indicate... but I fail to see the relevance to the current

> > conversation :-)

> As do I. So what was the relevance of your statement?

 

I was merely answering your question....

 

> > > I oversaw the shipment from here myself. It wasn't my Twins.

> > And which shipment would that be?

> The one you has asked if I put it in the proper code. It included

> the layout of the mailroom.

 

So... just to clarify... rather than working on new models, and improving

the old ones, you're spending your time working in the mailroom?

 

> Have you been drinking the memory loss serum again?

 

You seem to have a strange understanding of the use of the word " again " ...

since I've never drunk any, I couldn't have been drinking it " again " ....

 

BB

Peter

[Guest guest]

Hi Peter

 

> > > > If you were still CFO you could manage it through the books.

> > > Whadayamean " still " ? I never was!

> > Nice try. Are we being audited or something? Because I cannot

figure

> > out why you keep denying this!

> We don't get audited!

 

Then why do you keep denying this?

 

 

> And I deny it because it never was my title. I've never had any

dinky 3 word

> titles... and since the only person who can give me a title apart

from me

> without filling in the necessary forms has denied ever giving me

this title,

> either they're lying, or I'm right :-)

 

Or there is the third option of you are trying to hide something

 

 

> > > > Now you'll need luck just to get the Marketing Dept to

> > > > acknowledge that it was your idea in the first place.

> > > I thought you were the Marketing Dept....

> > You thought wrong.

> So who is then?

 

The Marketing Team

 

 

> > > > Oh, well then please do let me know which day you'll be in

so I can

> > > > take a say off.

> > > OK... but you don't really need to stop talking just because I

visit ;-)

> > ROFL! Fine then, I will simply take a day off.

> I didn't know you worked in the Mailroom....

 

I don't, but I do not want to be there when you walk into a trap

that I previously warned you about.

Or made it so that someone else walked into it!

 

 

> > > > And your point is?

> > > It's usually one finger positioning itself in the direction of

whatever

> I

> > > wish to indicate... but I fail to see the relevance to the

current

> > > conversation :-)

> > As do I. So what was the relevance of your statement?

> I was merely answering your question....

 

No actually you weren't

 

 

> > > > I oversaw the shipment from here myself. It wasn't my Twins.

> > > And which shipment would that be?

> > The one you has asked if I put it in the proper code. It included

> > the layout of the mailroom.

> So... just to clarify... rather than working on new models, and

improving

> the old ones, you're spending your time working in the mailroom?

 

That is in addition to my usual duties. I told you, with important

materials such as these, I trust no one!

Besides, at least " I " show up to my facility unlike you who has

admittingly not been to yours in a couple of years.

 

 

> > Have you been drinking the memory loss serum again?

> You seem to have a strange understanding of the use of the

word " again " ...

> since I've never drunk any, I couldn't have been drinking

it " again " ....

 

That is the great thing about a serum that works so well, of course

you wouldn't remember drinking it the first time.

 

BB

Nikki

[Guest guest]

Hi Peter

 

> > Have you been drinking the memory loss serum again?

> Y'know, I haven't... but I'm wondering since you sent this three

times,

> whether you've been indulging in it ;-)

 

ROFL! would not let me respond well to this group yesterday. All

of my groups ran fine, but for some reason everytime I replied here I

had problems.

 

BB

Nikki

[Guest guest]

Hi Nikki

 

> > > Have you been drinking the memory loss serum again? > > Y'know, I haven't... but I'm wondering since you sent this three times,> > whether you've been indulging in it ;-)>ROFL! would not let me respond well to this group yesterday. All

>of my groups ran fine, but for some reason everytime I replied here I>had problems.

 

Well, I'm impressed that you've managed to create such a specific memory loss serum... one which affects your memory of only one . Good work.... I look forward to receiving details of the formula :-)

 

BB

Peter

[Guest guest]

Hi Nikki

 

> > We don't get audited!> Then why do you keep denying this?

 

I'm merely stating the truth.

 

> > without filling in the necessary forms has denied ever giving me this title,> > either they're lying, or I'm right :-)> Or there is the third option of you are trying to hide something

 

You're getting us confused again - it's you who tries to hide things, not me ;-)> > > > I thought you were the Marketing Dept....> > > You thought wrong. > > So who is then?

> The Marketing Team

And who's in charge of them (and if you say The Marketing Manager, then I will be very upset)

 

> > > ROFL! Fine then, I will simply take a day off. > > I didn't know you worked in the Mailroom....> I don't, but I do not want to be there when you walk into a trap that I previously warned you about.

 

 

Oh great, so you'd just leave me stuck in a trap while you go off an have a vacation... gee, thanks! ;-)

 

> > > As do I. So what was the relevance of your statement? > > I was merely answering your question....> No actually you weren't

 

I was - you asked me what my point is.... so I explained.

 

> > So... just to clarify... rather than working on new models, and improving> > the old ones, you're spending your time working in the mailroom?> That is in addition to my usual duties. I told you, with important

 

> materials such as these, I trust no one!

> Besides, at least " I " show up to my facility unlike you who has> admittingly not been to yours in a couple of years.

 

Well, not as myself, obviously... that would let the authorities know where the facility is.... I do hope you haven't been followed!

 

> > since I've never drunk any, I couldn't have been drinking> > it " again " ....

> That is the great thing about a serum that works so well, of course> you wouldn't remember drinking it the first time.

Does it also amend CCTV footage? Because I've reviewed all of that, and at no point on there can I be seen drinking any memory loss serum....

BB

Peter

[Guest guest]

Hi Peter

 

> >ROFL! would not let me respond well to this group yesterday.

All

> >of my groups ran fine, but for some reason everytime I replied here

I

> >had problems.

> Well, I'm impressed that you've managed to create such a specific

memory

> loss serum... one which affects your memory of only one .

Good

> work.... I look forward to receiving details of the formula :-)

 

Hmmm.... perhaps you need to read my explanation again.

Or just stop drinking the serum while in the middle of it.

 

BB

Nikki

[Guest guest]

Hi Peter

 

> > > We don't get audited!

> > Then why do you keep denying this?

> I'm merely stating the truth.

 

As you see it...

 

 

> > > without filling in the necessary forms has denied ever giving

me this

> title,

> > > either they're lying, or I'm right :-)

> > Or there is the third option of you are trying to hide

something

> You're getting us confused again - it's you who tries to hide

things, not me

> ;-)

 

I don't try, I succeed

 

 

> > > > > I thought you were the Marketing Dept....

> > > > You thought wrong.

> > > So who is then?

> > The Marketing Team

> And who's in charge of them (and if you say The Marketing Manager,

then I

> will be very upset)

 

LOL - The Marketing Boss

 

 

> > > > ROFL! Fine then, I will simply take a day off.

> > > I didn't know you worked in the Mailroom....

> > I don't, but I do not want to be there when you walk into a trap

that I

> previously warned you about.

> Oh great, so you'd just leave me stuck in a trap while you go off

an have a

> vacation... gee, thanks! ;-)

 

If you walked in accidently, of course I would help.

But I cannot just stand by and watch you do it purposely.

Such a devil-may-care attitude...

 

 

> > > > As do I. So what was the relevance of your statement?

> > > I was merely answering your question....

> > No actually you weren't

> I was - you asked me what my point is.... so I explained.

 

Again, so literal

 

 

> > > So... just to clarify... rather than working on new models, and

> improving

> > > the old ones, you're spending your time working in the

mailroom?

> > That is in addition to my usual duties. I told you, with

important

> > materials such as these, I trust no one!

> > Besides, at least " I " show up to my facility unlike you who has

> > admittingly not been to yours in a couple of years.

> Well, not as myself, obviously... that would let the authorities

know where

> the facility is.... I do hope you haven't been followed!

 

Only by cute little puppies

 

 

> > > since I've never drunk any, I couldn't have been drinking

> > > it " again " ....

> > That is the great thing about a serum that works so well, of

course

> > you wouldn't remember drinking it the first time.

> Does it also amend CCTV footage? Because I've reviewed all of

that, and at

> no point on there can I be seen drinking any memory loss serum....

 

Perhaps you did not unscramble the footage properly

 

BB

Nikki

[Guest guest]

Hi Nikki

 

> > work.... I look forward to receiving details of the formula :-)

> Hmmm.... perhaps you need to read my explanation again.

> Or just stop drinking the serum while in the middle of it.

 

I'm not drinking any serum...not unless you've slipped some into my tea....

 

BB

Peter

[Guest guest]

Hi Nikki

 

> > > > We don't get audited!

> > > Then why do you keep denying this?

> > I'm merely stating the truth.

> As you see it...

 

On weighing the evidence, it seems the most likely possibility, so I'm going

with Occam on this one :-)

 

> > You're getting us confused again - it's you who tries to hide things,

not me

> I don't try, I succeed

 

When did you turn into a budgie?

 

And if you succeed, how come you have to keep hiding the same things?

 

> > And who's in charge of them (and if you say The Marketing Manager, then

I

> > will be very upset)

> LOL - The Marketing Boss

 

And what is their name?

 

> > Oh great, so you'd just leave me stuck in a trap while you go off an

have a

> > vacation... gee, thanks! ;-)

> If you walked in accidently, of course I would help.

 

How could you if you were not there?

 

> But I cannot just stand by and watch you do it purposely.

> Such a devil-may-care attitude...

 

I dunno - and after I went to all that effort to save you from that

exploding safe.... :-(

 

> > I was - you asked me what my point is.... so I explained.

> Again, so literal

 

As always :-)

 

> > Well, not as myself, obviously... that would let the authorities know

where

> > the facility is.... I do hope you haven't been followed!

> Only by cute little puppies

 

OMG.... they must be agents in disguise! I just hope you haven't said

anything to them...

 

> > Does it also amend CCTV footage? Because I've reviewed all of that, and

at

> > no point on there can I be seen drinking any memory loss serum....

> Perhaps you did not unscramble the footage properly

 

I most certainly did - I was using the C27 model.

 

BB

Peter

[Guest guest]

Hi Peter

 

> > > work.... I look forward to receiving details of the formula :-)

> > Hmmm.... perhaps you need to read my explanation again.

> > Or just stop drinking the serum while in the middle of it.

> I'm not drinking any serum...not unless you've slipped some into my

tea....

 

 

I know nothing about that!

*quickly looks away*

 

BB

Nikki

[Guest guest]

Hi Nikki

 

> > I'm not drinking any serum...not unless you've slipped some into my tea....> I know nothing about that!> *quickly looks away*

 

Are you implying that you have slipped some into my tea?

 

BB

Peter

[Guest guest]

Hi Peter

 

> > > > > We don't get audited!

> > > > Then why do you keep denying this?

> > > I'm merely stating the truth.

> On weighing the evidence, it seems the most likely possibility, so

I'm going

> with Occam on this one :-)

 

If you wish to continue on blindly so be it. Just don't say that I

didn't warn you.

 

 

> > > You're getting us confused again - it's you who tries to hide

things,

> not me

> > I don't try, I succeed

> When did you turn into a budgie?

 

I didn't know that I had!

 

 

> And if you succeed, how come you have to keep hiding the same

things?

 

Exactly what am I hinding that you are referring to?

 

 

> > > And who's in charge of them (and if you say The Marketing

Manager, then

> I

> > > will be very upset)

> > LOL - The Marketing Boss

> And what is their name?

 

Their name? It is only one person and his name is Serial # 179Z24AK13

Of course now I will hve to dismantle him because you made me

announce that in a

 

 

> > > Oh great, so you'd just leave me stuck in a trap while you go

off an

> have a

> > > vacation... gee, thanks! ;-)

> > If you walked in accidently, of course I would help.

> How could you if you were not there?

 

If it was an accident, I wouldn't need to take the day off. I was

leaving because you were going to purposely not be careful of the

traps.

 

 

> > But I cannot just stand by and watch you do it purposely.

> > Such a devil-may-care attitude...

> I dunno - and after I went to all that effort to save you from that

> exploding safe.... :-(

 

Which was quite unneccesary I remind you! You needn't have saved me

as I would not have detonated the explosives!

 

 

> > > I was - you asked me what my point is.... so I explained.

> > Again, so literal

> As always :-)

 

So I see

 

 

> > > Well, not as myself, obviously... that would let the

authorities know

> where

> > > the facility is.... I do hope you haven't been followed!

> > Only by cute little puppies

> OMG.... they must be agents in disguise! I just hope you haven't

said

> anything to them...

 

I did say " hi " and then followed it with " What a cute little puppy

you are "

Then probably in a " baby talk " voice went on with something like:

 

Yes you are - you are a cute little puppy aren't you

awwww, does the cute little puupy like their belly scratched?

oh you do don't you?

yes you do...

such a cute little puppy

 

and then the rest was a private conversation

 

 

> > > Does it also amend CCTV footage? Because I've reviewed all of

that, and

> at

> > > no point on there can I be seen drinking any memory loss

serum....

> > Perhaps you did not unscramble the footage properly

> I most certainly did - I was using the C27 model.

 

Sure you were! Everyone knows that the C27 model only has 3 units

still in existence and they are locked up tight in the Smithsonian

 

BB

Nikki

[Guest guest]

Hi Peter

 

> > > I'm not drinking any serum...not unless you've slipped some into

my

> tea....

> > I know nothing about that!

> > *quickly looks away*

> Are you implying that you have slipped some into my tea?

 

 

I am not implying anything

*quickly looks away*

 

BB

Nikki

[Guest guest]

Hi Nikki

 

> > > I know nothing about that!> > > *quickly looks away*> > Are you implying that you have slipped some into my tea?> I am not implying anything

 

Aha - so you're stating that you have slipped some into my tea?

 

> *quickly looks away*

 

And what is this business with quickly looking away?

 

BB

Peter

[Guest guest]

Hi Nikki

 

> > On weighing the evidence, it seems the most likely possibility, so I'm going> > with Occam on this one :-)> If you wish to continue on blindly so be it. Just don't say that I> didn't warn you.

 

 

I think I have every right to say that, as you haven't warned me of anything at all!> > > I don't try, I succeed > > When did you turn into a budgie?> I didn't know that I had!

 

Then what's all this seed sucking about?

 

> > And if you succeed, how come you have to keep hiding the same things?> Exactly what am I hinding that you are referring to?

 

I'm not referring to you hinding anything... but you do keep having to hide your feet apparently :-)

 

> > > LOL - The Marketing Boss > > And what is their name?> Their name?

 

Yep.... as in their name?

 

> It is only one person and his name is Serial # 179Z24AK13

 

You had a twin in charge of Marketing? What would entice you to do such a thing?

 

> Of course now I will hve to dismantle him because you made me> announce that in a

 

I didn't make you do anything at all... you'll be claiming next that you have no free will!!! ;-)

 

> > > If you walked in accidently, of course I would help.> > How could you if you were not there?> If it was an accident, I wouldn't need to take the day off.

How would you know whether it was an accident before it happens?

 

> I was> leaving because you were going to purposely not be careful of the> traps.

 

Well if you'll go and set traps when I'm visiting, I don't really think it's up to me to be careful...

 

> > I dunno - and after I went to all that effort to save you from that> > exploding safe.... :-(> Which was quite unneccesary I remind you! You needn't have saved me> as I would not have detonated the explosives!

 

Now let's not go through all that again!!!!

 

> > > Again, so literal > > As always :-)>So I see

 

That'll be to do with having your eyes open :-)

 

> > > Only by cute little puppies > > OMG.... they must be agents in disguise! I just hope you haven't said> > anything to them...> I did say " hi " and then followed it with " What a cute little puppy you are "

> Then probably in a " baby talk " voice went on with something like:> Yes you are - you are a cute little puppy aren't you> awwww, does the cute little puupy like their belly scratched?> oh you do don't you?

> yes you do...> such a cute little puppy

Oh dear... it looks like they've got you well and truly where they want you :-(

 

> and then the rest was a private conversation

 

That's what worries me... what did you tell them?

 

> > > > no point on there can I be seen drinking any memory loss serum....> > > Perhaps you did not unscramble the footage properly> > I most certainly did - I was using the C27 model.

> Sure you were! Everyone knows that the C27 model only has 3 units> still in existence and they are locked up tight in the Smithsonian

That's the US C27.... everyone knows that the UK C27 (which, I might add was much more advanced, and spelt correctly) had 27 models made (hence the name), and the Evil Twin Corporation owns 26 of those...

 

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Peter

[Guest guest]

Hi Peter

 

> > > > I know nothing about that!

> > > > *quickly looks away*

> > > Are you implying that you have slipped some into my tea?

> > I am not implying anything

> Aha - so you're stating that you have slipped some into my tea?

 

I have? Oh how sneaky of me.

What was it?

 

 

> > *quickly looks away*

> And what is this business with quickly looking away?

 

 

I saw something shiny.

 

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Nikki