How to Give Yourself Cancer- 5 Easy Steps

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How to give yourself cancer in five easy steps

 

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Following with our ever-popular series on " How to Get Disease, " this

article discusses how to give yourself a raging case of cancer. It

could be breast cancer, colon cancer, prostate cancer or even

something like leukemia. By following the instructions in this

article, you can give yourself almost any form of cancer desirable

and if you pursue these strategies to their fullest potential, you

could end up with several different forms of cancer all at once. So,

let's get started and learn how to give yourself cancer.

 

If you're aiming for a raging case of cancer, the first thing you've

got to do is start consuming food ingredients that actually promote

cancer. One of the most powerful cancer-promoting food ingredients

of all is called sodium nitrate. This is an ingredient that is added

to virtually all packaged meat products including hot dogs,

pepperoni, ham, lunchmeat and other similar products. You'll also

find it in bacon, sausages and most breakfast meats. It's listed

right on the ingredients labels of all of these foods. In order to

find sodium nitrate, all you have to do is walk around the grocery

store, read the ingredients labels of various packaged meat products

and purchase those products that contain it. Then, consume them on a

frequent basis and before long, you will greatly increase your odds

of being diagnosed with cancer.

 

There are other ingredients that are suspected of causing cancer.

These include hydrogenated oils, aspartame, saccharin and artificial

colors, to name a few. A diet that is very high in refined

carbohydrates has also been clinically shown to increase your odds

of being diagnosed with cancer, so be sure to get plenty of these

foods in your pro-cancer diet. That means chowing down on white

bread, sweetened breakfast cereals, white fluffy pancakes, candy

bars, granola bars, cookies, crackers and sweets of all kinds.

 

The next thing you can do to give yourself cancer is one of the more

obvious things: take up a smoking habit. The more you smoke, the

more likely you are to get cancer, especially if you're eating

cancer-causing foods and ingredients as discussed above. By smoking,

you will multiply the carcinogenic effect of everything else in your

life. Before long, you will succeed in your goal at being diagnosed

with cancer.

 

If you'd like to move things along a little more quickly, you can

also stay out of all sunlight and use plenty of sun block and

sunscreen any time you go outside. This will prevent natural

sunlight from touching your skin. Now, how will this give you

cancer? It turns out that natural sunlight is powerful prevention

for cancer. People who get plenty of natural sunlight have a greatly

reduced risk of being diagnosed with prostate cancer, breast cancer

and many other disorders that aren't cancer-related such as

osteoporosis and mental depression. By staying out of the sun or

using sun block and sunscreen every time you're under the sun, you

can prevent your body from preventing cancer, thereby giving

yourself a much greater risk for cancer with each passing day.

If you find it difficult to avoid the sun, just get a night shift

job where you work all night and sleep all day. That's a hugely

successful pro-cancer strategy.

 

Another thing you can do is avoid all physical exercise. It turns

out that moving your body helps you prevent cancer. Part of the

reason is that body movement moves lymph fluid around, and this is

an important function of your immune system that fights cancerous

cells. If you refrain from all body movement, you will hamper your

body's ability to fight off cancer, thereby further increasing your

odds of being diagnosed with this chronic disease.

 

One thing to keep in mind in all of this is that everybody has

cancer right now. In other words, there are cancerous cells in the

human body of every person who is living and breathing right now, at

this very moment. All you have to do to get diagnosed with cancer is

make sure your immune system is sufficiently suppressed so that your

body can't take care of the cancerous cells on a regular basis. In

other words, if you destroy your immune system function through poor

nutrition, nutrient depletion, smoking, lack of sunlight and lack of

physical exercise, then it won't be able to do its job of cleaning

up cancerous cells around the body and as a result, cancer will

become a full-blown disease in no time.

 

In fact, all of these strategies for giving yourself cancer have one

thing in common: the suppression of your natural immune system. Now,

if you've been following along and you don't have cancer yet from

doing everything mentioned here, and you want to increase your odds

even further, the very best thing you can do is actually get

chemotherapy or radiation therapy. All you have to do is go to an

oncologist and tell them that you think you have cancer, and they

may find some reason to put you on chemotherapy or radiation

therapy. These therapies do such an outstanding job of destroying

the human immune system that you might find yourself experiencing

multiple cases of cancer at various sites throughout your body in

the subsequent months and years. Chemotherapy is perhaps the most

effective method known to modern science for destroying the human

immune system other than working at Chernobyl during a nuclear

accident. So, if you're looking to contract cancer as quickly as

possible, make sure that you get chemotherapy into your life as

early as you can.

 

By combining all of these strategies, you should be able to give

yourself cancer without much effort on your part and without having

to wait too long. After all, it would be a shame to die from natural

causes and not have the opportunity to " invest " in the R & D efforts

of pharmaceutical companies who peddle anti-cancer drugs.

 

 

Are you crazy?

 

You might be asking me, " Why on earth am I writing an article that

tells people how to give themselves cancer? " The answer is because

virtually all Americans are following this plan right now, today.

They are giving themselves cancer step by step by using precisely

the detailed plan that I have outlined here. And when they are

suddenly diagnosed with cancer, they have a puzzled look on their

faces and ask, " Gee, why do I have cancer? " The answer is because

they've been following the cancer plan all along: their lifestyle

choices, lack of exercise, lack of sunlight, smoking habits and

reliance on chemotherapy and other radical western medical

procedures has, in fact, accelerated their cancer and put them in

the position they're in today.

 

All I've really done here in this article is described the plan most

Americans are already following. This is the pro-cancer plan that's

actually promoted by brand-name food manufacturers, pharmaceutical

companies, and most of conventional medicine. For example, how many

doctors are still screaming for people to avoid sunlight like it was

the plague? Practically all of them, last time I checked. It's

almost as if the entire medical community actually wanted the

population to get cancer. Sadly, the entire anti-cancer campaign of

conventional medicine seems to be limited to three words: " Don't

smoke tobacco. "

 

Of course, most individuals aren't really interested in contracting

cancer. They'd rather prevent cancer or even reverse cancer, and now

after learning how to give yourself cancer, the process for avoiding

that is fairly straightforward: don't do any of the things that have

been mentioned in this article. That is, avoid smoking; get plenty

of sunlight; get outstanding nutrition (see related ebook on

nutrition) and avoid all food ingredients that are known to promote

cancer such as sodium nitrite, hydrogenated oils, refined

carbohydrates and chemical additives. Also avoid chemotherapy since

it is the most powerful way we know of to destroy the human immune

system, thereby leaving you more vulnerable to cancer.

 

I present this information as a unique way to get the point across

to people that if they don't want to have cancer in their lifetimes,

they need to get off the cancer plan and get on to a plan that

actually prevents this terrible disease.

 

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