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A humourous speech on Kashmir - MUST READ !!

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An ingenious example of speech and politics occurred

> recently in the United

> Nations Assembly that made the world community smile.



> A representative from India began: 'Before beginning my

> talk I want to tell

> you something about Rishi Kashyap of Kashmir, after whom

> Kashmir is named.


> When he struck a rock and it brought forth water, he

> thought, 'What a good

> opportunity to have a bath.'


> He removed his clothes, put them aside on the rock and

> entered the water.


> When he got out and wanted to dress, his clothes had

> vanished. A Pakistani

> had stolen them.'



> The Pakistani representative jumped up furiously and

> shouted, 'What are you

> talking about? The Pakistanis weren't there then.'


> The Indian representative smiled and said, 'And now

> that we have made that

> clear, I will begin my speech.'



> *And they say **Kashmir** belongs to them???????????????..*

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