suchandra 1 Report post Posted September 15, 2007 A blind man wanders into an all girls biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some orange juice. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the waiter, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?" The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind -- that you should know five things: 1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat. 2. The bouncer is a blonde girl. 3. I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. blonde woman with a black belt in karate. 4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight-lifter. 5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler. Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke ?" The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters, "No, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites