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Teacher: How many days of the week begin with the letter T?

Pupil : Four - Tuesday,Thursday,Today and Tomorrow.


What kind of bolt is of no use?

A thunderbolt.


Parachutist: what happens if my parachute doesn't open?

Instructor: We'll take it back to the store and they'll give us another one

to replace it.


Where does a chimney sweep keep his brushes?

In a soot case.


Man in lift: Sixth floor,please.

Lift man: Here you are,son.

Man in lift: How dare you call me son!

Lift man: Well,i brought you up,didn't i?


Customer: Hare you any cheaper rings than this?

Jeweller: Yes,sir,but they're stitched to the top of the curtains.


Job hunter: i'm sorry i'm late but i've been up all night with toothache.

Interviewer: How about a job as a night watchman then?


Boy: can i have a new bike Dad?

Dad: Ask your mother son, she takes care of recycling the money in this



Lady: i just don't know what to make of my husband these days!

Friend: How about a steak and kidney pie?


Where can you always find money?

In a dictionary.


What can't be used until you break it?

An egg.


Why Mickey Mouse go into space?

To find Pluto.


Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank.


Where do dogs go when they lose their tails?

To a re-tailer.


Why did the bald man stick his head out of the train window?

To get some fresh air (hair).


What game do spaceman play?



What fish would you invite to a birthday party?

A jellyfish.


Why is the letter V like an angry bull?

Because it comes after U (you).




To be continued.......

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