a few questions

atma · 05-18-2001, 06:14 AM

Q: How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
A: We don't know; it has never happened.

Q: Why are married women heavier than single women?
A: Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.

Q: How do you get a man to do sit-ups?
A: Put the remote control between his toes.

Q: What did God say after creating Eve?
A: "Practice makes perfect."

Man says to God: " God, why did you make woman so beautiful?"
God says: "So you would love her"
"But God," the man says, "why did you make her so dumb?"
God says: "So she would love you"

What is the difference between men and government bonds?
The bonds mature!!!

Maitreya · 05-19-2001, 06:14 AM

atma is out pointing us men.Who can meet this challenge?Where are our heros?

shvu · 05-19-2001, 03:14 PM

Maitreya,

Look at this way. The very fact that we are not retaliating shows how noble, mature, thoughtful and considerate men are.

But again, I may change my mind later and post some jokes in favor of men

Cheers

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Confucius says a man who has both feet firmly on the ground will have trouble putting on pants.

Gauracandra · 05-19-2001, 03:54 PM

Shvu nobly remarked thusly:

Quote:

Look at this way. The very fact that we are not retaliating shows how noble, mature, thoughtful and considerate men are.

Yes. Yes indeed, I like this line of thinking

Gauracandra

atma · 05-20-2001, 06:25 AM

Give me a break Gauracandra! You started everything with your "childish, inmature and sexist" joke. Even recognized that "I guess that pretty much sums me up."
Now you're saying that you like what Shvu's saying: "Men are not retaliating because are noble, mature, thoughtful and considerate." Tell you the truth, I think you can't do any better!

Think, guys, think!

Gauracandra · 05-20-2001, 06:56 AM

Maitreya · 05-20-2001, 07:11 AM

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Originally posted by atma:
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Think, guys, think![/b]

Well how can we now atma? You have us under enormous preformance pressure.

amanpeter · 05-20-2001, 01:49 PM

O.K. This is the only clean one I could think of.

How do you change a woman's mind? Blow in her ear!

shvu · 05-20-2001, 02:12 PM

In continuation of the grand man-woman saga...

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about his future until he gets a wife.

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must lover her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing to die.

Here are the top 10 things that men understand about women:

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You guessed it!

Cheers

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Confucius says a man who runs behind a car will get exhausted.

Maitreya · 05-20-2001, 03:46 PM

you go shvu!

animesh · 05-21-2001, 07:14 PM

"It is possible to know what is at the base of Mariana trench. But it is impossible to know what is going on inside a femaile brain no matter what appears from ouside." -- Shakespeare