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What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he failed his examination?


“Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I never told them anything."


The president of a large corporation opened his directors meeting by

announcing, "All those who are opposed to the plan I am about to propose

will reply by saying, 'I resign'”


When I was young I used to pray for a bike, then I realized that God

doesn't work that way, so I stole a bike and prayed for forgiveness.


The First Law of Philosophy: For every philosopher, there exists an equal and opposite philosopher.


The Second Law of Philosophy: They're both wrong.


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