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Pankaja_Dasa

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Husband (Returning late from work ) : "Good Evening Dear, I'm now logged in."

 

Wife : Have you brought the grocery ?

 

Husband : Bad command or filename.

 

Wife : But I told you in the morning?

 

Husband : Erroneous syntax. Abort ?

 

Wife : What about my new TV?

 

Husband : Variable not found ...

 

Wife : At least, give me your Credit Card, I want to do some shopping.

 

Husband : Sharing Violation. Access denied ...

 

Wife : Do you love me or do you only love computers or are you just being funny ?

 

Husband : Too many parameters ...

 

Wife : It was a great mistake that I married an idiot like you.

 

Husband : Data type mismatch.

 

Wife : You are a useless nut.

 

Husband : By Default.

 

Wife : What about your Salary ?

 

Husband : File in use ... Try after some time.

 

Wife : Who was in the car this morning ?

 

Husband : System is unstable. Press CTRL + . + DEL to Reboot.

 

Wife : Are you going to drink some wine ?

 

Husband : File system is full.

 

Wife : What is the relation between u and your Receptionist ?

 

Husband : Only user in my WRITE group.

 

Wife : What is my value in the family ?

 

Husband : Unknown Virus.

 

 

 

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