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What do you get when you cross an agnostic with a dyslexic insomniac?

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Question: What do you get when you cross an agnostic with a dyslexic insomniac?


Answer: Someone who stays up all night wondering if there really is Dog.




From Billboards:



"Due to current economic difficulties the light at the end of the tunnel will be shut off until further notice."



"Smoke. Because no one should infringe upon your right to cough up black phlegm."




True sign that appeared in front of a Baptist Church:


"Members Only, Trespassers will be Baptized!"




Bumper Stickers:



"I don't question YOUR existence." ~ God




"Next time you think you're so perfect, try walking on water." - Jesus




Sorry, my karma just ran over your dogma.




"Don't you make me come down from this cloud!" ~ An Angel.




My Other Vehicle is a broom.




"O Lord, Save Me From Your Followers."




"My God's not dead. Sorry to hear about yours."






Buddhism: If a tree falls in a forest, does it make a sound?


Bush: If you cut down a tree in a protected forest, did it happen?




A mystical vaishya was overheard saying: "I am having an out-of-money experience."




Q) What do you call a sadhu who can't sew?

A) A "mend-he-cant"




If you don't believe in reincarnation, don't worry. You probably will in your next life.


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That Bushy Buddhist one I heard in connection with present Wash DC adminstration's environmental policy.

DASANI (neuter) means 3 or more servants. Cola's goal - to enslave us all!!!

Paying for, then carrying water around in plastic containers. Outrageous, no!?

Someone even said it was only tap water after all.

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