You Might Be A Desi If...

[vanamali 1]

You might be a desi if, you have a bought a video camera just before

a trip to Niagara falls and returned it after you got home

 

You might be a desi if, you keep switching your internet service

provider because the first month is free.

 

You might be a desi if, you keep comparing prices at circuit city

for the phone you bought six months ago.

 

You might be a desi if, if you bought a Toyota or Honda car only

because it has better resale value.

 

You might be a desi if, you go back to your apartment for lunch.

 

You might be a desi if, you ask for a small drink at fast food

restaurant because the refill is free.

 

You might be a desi if, spent 2 days cleaning your apartment

before leaving so you can get full security refund from your

landlord.

 

You might be a desi if,you don't know any American outside your work

You might be a desi if, the lawyer handling your green card is on

your speed dial.

 

You might be a desi if, you talk to Americans as if you represent

your whole country.

 

You might be a desi if, you frequent to yard sales every week.

You might be a desi if, your dinner involves spreading newspaper

on the living room floor.

 

You might be a desi if, you are compelled to visit ever major city

in US, just so as to say that "Yes I have been there"

 

You might be a desi if, you have a bucket in your bath tub.

 

You might be a desi if, you have to borrow luggage from friends

for a visit back home.

 

You might be a desi if, the smoke detector goes off whenever your

are cooking dinner.

 

You might be a desi if, you use grocery bags as garbage bags.

 

You might be a desi if, office supplies mysteriously find their

way in your house.

 

You might be a desi if, you don't want to buy a printer because

you can always use the office printer.

 

You might be a desi if, you have Rin (detergent soap cake) in your

bathroom.

 

You might be a desi if, you have taken pictures of your car and

mailed to your folks back home.

 

You might be a desi if, you know all of your friends salary.

 

You might be a desi if, there are more that 4 guys living in a

2-bedroom apartment.

 

You might be a desi if, you spend at least 2 evenings in a week at

WalMart.

 

 

You might be a desi if, you split the tax from your common

grocery bill.

 

 

[Govindaram 1]

 

Some more I thought of:

 

You might be a desi if, if you have a novelty doorbell.

 

#If you have net curtains, then change them for blinds, and switch back again..

 

#If you stop at service station just to goto the toilet, but end up buying breakfeast shoppin for the whole week.

 

#If you goto weddings just to complain about the food later on {thats one for my Mum}

[vanamali 1]

You might be a desi if you wonder what that song is you've been humming all day, and you realize it's the song your car sings when it's backing up.

 

You might be a desi if you know who Gujus and Gulus are, and why in the US you can always find the latter working in software, and the former owning dunkin' doughnuts, gas stations and hotels (aka. Mr. Patel's Hotel)

 

Sorry if that last one was mean /images/graemlins/smile.gif

 

~Vanamali

[Guest guest]

god bless ameriga!!!!!!!!

[vanamali 1]

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