THE YEAR'S BEST [ACTUAL] HEADLINES OF 2003:

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1. Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says

 

2. Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers

 

3. Iraqi Head Seeks Arms

 

4. Teacher Strikes Idle Kids

 

5. Miners Refuse to Work after Death

 

6. Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant

 

7. War Dims Hope for Peace

 

8. If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile

 

9. Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures

 

10. Enfield (London) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide

 

11. Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges

 

12. Man Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge

 

13. New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group

 

14. Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft

 

15. Kids Make Nutritious Snacks

 

16. Chef Throws His Heart into Helping Feed Needy

 

17. Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors

 

18. Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead!