Guest guest Report post Posted June 28, 2003 Some go right over the top, no japa on the beach because of the Grains of sand, no swimming 'coz the sea has grains of salt in it, and sand too, and even cannibals don't eat beans on ekadasi, only humanbeans. ********************************************* That new bhakta is so thick, it turns out that when he was preparing to take birth and Lord Brahma was going through his check-list Lord Brahma said "Brains" but our new bhakta thought he said "grains" and seeing it was ekadasi, he said ".....no thanks I'm fasting". Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Govindaram 1 Report post Posted June 30, 2003 HK Ekadasi Joke- It's advised that one should eat only once on the days before and after Ekadasi. So, I do....... all day! /images/graemlins/mad.gif Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stonehearted 0 Report post Posted June 30, 2003 No corny jokes on Ekasdahsi! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hare_krishna 0 Report post Posted June 30, 2003 Don't make fun of ekadashi. And not all thick people are brainless. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
