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Top Ten Excuses From The Guy Who Attacked The Umpire

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Top Ten Excuses From The Guy Who Attacked The Umpire

 

 

10. "I thought it was 'Attack A Defenseless Umpire Night'"

 

9. "Let's see you drink 15 beers and not do something stupid"

 

8. "Look at all the endorsements the shirtless father and son lunatics got"

 

7. "I wanted to impress Royals shortstop Angel Berroa"

 

6. "Umpire? I thought he was a vampire"

 

5. "It was Royals-White Sox game -- somebody's gotta make it exciting"

 

4. "You never heard of a little thing called 'spring fever'?"

 

3. "Pete Rose bet me I wouldn't do it"

 

2. "You're just not yourself when you've got shingles"

 

1. "From my angle, he looked exactly like Uday Hussein"

 

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