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Adam and God

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Adam was walking around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely, so God asked Adam "What's wrong?" Adam said he didn't have a anyone to talk to.


So God said he was going to give him a companion and it would be woman. He said this person would cook for you and wash your clothes, she will always agree with every decision you make. She will bear you children and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them.She will not nag you and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you have a disagreement. She will never have a headache, and will freely give you love and compassion whenever needed.


Adam asked God, "what would a woman like this cost?"


God said,"An arm and leg."


Adam said,"What can I get for a rib?"


The rest is history.

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Your Adam/God story reminds me of one 30s or 40s film, maybe Abbott & Costello's "In the Navy", in which pursued woman on board ship slaps man.

He, while soothing his strucken cheek, turns to another man to ask:

"Can u figure out women?"

To which 2nd man replies: "I don't even try!"

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