Guest guest Report post Posted February 4, 2003 * Things You Would Never Know Without Indian movies 1. A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating but will wince when a woman tries to cleanse his wounds. 2. If a large pane of glass is visible, someone will be thrown through it before long. 3. The hero cannot fall in love with the heroine (vice versa) unless they first perform a dance number in the rain. 4. Once applied, make-up is permanent, in rain or in any other situation. 5. Village girls who live among cows and sheep have perfect skin and teeth. 6. A large group of gundoos can be shooting at the hero, but he will never be hit, unless of course he is attempting to save the heroine. 7. A large group of gundoos can be shooting at the hero with machine guns, they will always miss. Every shot the hero takes from his small revolver will knock down at least ten opponents in a line. 8. If you decide to start dancing in a field, everyone you bump into will know all the steps, and will be wearing coordinated outfits. 9. It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts-your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one by dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessors. 10. A heroine will have time to change outfits several times in one song, however short. 11. In the final scene, the hero will discover that the bad guy who he is against is actually his brother and the maid who looked after him is his mother and the chief inspector is his father and the Judge is his uncle and so forth. 12. Key English words used in the movie (usually said out loud between sentences) are no problem! My God!, Get Out! Shut-up! Impossible!,Please forgive me! You Bloody Bastard! 13. 2 people can be dancing in the desert and out of nowhere, 100 people will appear from god-knows-where and joins them in the dance. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vsdprasad 0 Report post Posted February 4, 2003 Adventures of Mithun Chakraborty.... > > >ENSOY!!!! > >in a movie, Mithun Da is having Brain Tumor >which, according to the doctors can't be cured and his death is imminent. In one of the fights, Our great Mithun Da is shot in the head. To everybody's surprise , the bullet passes thru his head taking away the tumor along with it and he is cured. >Long Live Mithun Da and his "Assembly Line" >Productions !!! > >In one of the movies, Mithun da is confronted with 2 gangsters. >Mithun da has a Gun but unfortunately only one bullet. Guess, what he does....... > >He holds a knife in his hand and shoots the >bullet towards the knife. The knife cuts the bullet in 2 pieces and kills both the >gangsters. Then, Mithun da say the following >dialogue >"Apun ka naam hai HIRA, Apun ne sabko >Chiraa". > >In one of the other movies, Mithun da is >chased by a gangster. Apne Mihtun da ke paas gun hai par goli nahi hai. >Guess, what he does......... > >He waits for the gangster to shoot. As soon >as the gangster shoots, Mithun da opens the bullet compartment of his gun and catches the bullet. Then, he closes the bullet compartment and fires his gun. Bang... And the gangster dies.... > >What about this :- >can't recollect the movie name but scene is >like this - > >Our Mithun Da is put in a jail and he is wearing a cap .... then in the cell he sees here and there and suddenly puts his finger in a wall (uses his finger as drill machine) makes a hole .. then takes pen out of his pocket puts the pen in the hole .. >Then he takes off his Cap and hangs it on the Pen .... style hai >bhai .......... > > >Scene this..!!! > >In the movie "Watan Ke Rakhwale" apna Mithun Da is in jail and desperately wants to get out of that hell..What he does is simply unimaginable..!!!! >He crawls like a Spiderman over a wall...a >jail wall , that must be about 50-60 ft high and jumps over...!!! >truly amazing.. >This is a fine example of what a director can do when he has >nothing to think of.!! > -Prasad. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gauracandra 1 Report post Posted February 5, 2003 /images/graemlins/smile.gif Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ShegavichaRana 0 Report post Posted March 20, 2004 Looks like you are a great Mithunda fan! I could not stand him. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Govindaram 1 Report post Posted March 21, 2004 Mithun da say..aaaayich 'I am a disco dancer' Kamam peda kar na walaa ki Mithun da on his friend: Hati mera sati aaaaaaayichaah chant hara-krsna {good advice, form our friend mithunda} Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest guest Report post Posted November 5, 2004 How bout when the hero is kicking the ish outta the bad guy..The fool always lands on a coffee table or is thrown into a glass window! Its like its purposely put there for a fight..The table has never been used before! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
xxvvii 0 Report post Posted November 8, 2004 6. A large group of gundoos can be shooting at the hero, but he will never be hit, unless of course he is attempting to save the heroine. 7. A large group of gundoos can be shooting at the hero with machine guns, they will always miss. Every shot the hero takes from his small revolver will knock down at least ten opponents in a line. ------------ The rich die for their money & the strong die for their muscle. Muscle men can only be saviors in a short while. brains are needed for s.one to be saviors in a long time. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
