atma 0 Report post Posted September 4, 2002 I don't know how much of this is true....for me all politicians are crooked TWO TOUGH QUESTIONS: Question 1: If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis; would you recommend that she have an abortion? Read the next question before scrolling down to the answer of this one. Question 2: It is time to elect a new world leader, and your vote counts. Here are the facts about the three leading candidates: Candidate A: Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with Astrologists. He's had two mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day. Candidate B: He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening. Candidate C: He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an occasional beer and hasn't had any extramarital affairs. Which of these candidates would be your choice? Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt Candidate B is Winston Churchill Candidate C is Adolph Hitler And by the way, the answer to the abortion question: If you said yes, you just killed Beethoven. Pretty interesting isn't it? Makes a person think before judging someone. Remember amateurs built the ark -- professionals built the Titanic Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theist 1 Report post Posted September 4, 2002 Ahh..atma with my joke fix.I enjoy these. I would not have aborted Beethoven.But I would have probably removed his mothers ovaries after number 8.My bad. ps Hitler was not a vegetarian etc.That was a fable created by Goebbles to make the Hitler mystique one that was more ascetic. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites