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I don't know how much of this is true....for me all politicians are crooked



Question 1:

If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who

were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had

syphilis; would you recommend that she have an abortion?


Read the next question before scrolling down to the answer of this one.


Question 2:

It is time to elect a new world leader, and your vote counts. Here are

the facts about the three leading candidates:



Candidate A:

Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with Astrologists.

He's had two mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a



Candidate B:

He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in

college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.


Candidate C:

He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an

occasional beer and hasn't had any extramarital affairs.


Which of these candidates would be your choice?


Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt


Candidate B is Winston Churchill


Candidate C is Adolph Hitler


And by the way, the answer to the abortion question:

If you said yes, you just killed Beethoven.


Pretty interesting isn't it? Makes a person think before judging



Remember amateurs built the ark -- professionals built the Titanic





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Ahh..atma with my joke fix.I enjoy these.


I would not have aborted Beethoven.But I would have probably removed his mothers ovaries after number 8.My bad.


ps Hitler was not a vegetarian etc.That was a fable created by Goebbles to make the Hitler mystique one that was more ascetic.

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