Two Christians to be Killed for Every Muslim: Fatwa issued in Pakistan

[Guest guest]

Christians Killed, Churches Burnt

 

Muslim religious leaders in Pakistan are reported to have issued a fatwa stating that two Pakistani Christians will be killed for every Muslim who dies during American strikes on Afghanistan. Earlier, Maulana Sami ul-Haq, a former member of Pakistan?s legislative assembly and a nationally recognised figure closely connected to international Islamic extremist movements, told journalists that the Qur?an clearly states that Jews and Christians are the enemies of Muslims, and by inference should be killed.

 

Meanwhile the persecution of local Christians has already begun. On the very evening of September 11th a Christian restaurant owner was beaten to death by a gang of Muslim men who refused to pay for their meal saying, ?Take your payment from America.? In Rawalpindi five Christian families were dragged from their homes and savagely beaten by Muslim mobs during anti-American protests. In a separate incident in Lahore a gang of Muslims set fire to a church. When the minister attempted to stop them he was viciously beaten. Another church has reportedly been stoned by Muslim rioters, and a Christian school broken into and vandalised. At least three more churches have also been attacked.

 

Christians Feel Betrayed

 

In Pakistan, Indonesia, Nigeria and across the Islamic world many Christians are terrified. They are living in fear and intimidation, facing the prospect of widespread, massive and violent reprisals from angry Muslims if America and its allies attack Afghanistan. At a time when Church and political leaders in the West have, quite rightly, rushed to condemn attacks against Muslims, they cannot understand why these leaders have not also spoken up on their behalf, or come to their defence. They feel betrayed both by their fellow Christians and by Western Governments.

 

Dr Patrick Sookhdeo, International Director of the Barnabas Fund commented, ?The situation is extremely serious and demands urgent attention. Never in living memory has the situation for Christian minorities in the Islamic world been so precarious.?

 

[Tarun]

Surf City or Kabul City

Jan Ali & Mujama Dean

(Jan bin Berry - Brian Akbar Wilson)

 

&&/+ Two girls for every boy

**/< (Two Christians for Every Muslim)

 

I bought a '30 Ford wagon and we call it a woodie (Kabul City, here we come)

You know it's not very cherry, it's an oldie but a goodie (Surf City, here we come)

Well, it ain't got a back set or a rear window

But it still gets me where I wanna go

 

And we're goin' to Surf City, 'cause it's two to one

You know we're goin' to Surf City, gonna have some fun

You know we're goin' to Surf City, 'cause it's two to one

You know we're goin' to Surf City, gonna have some fun, now

Two girls for every boy

 

You know they never roll the streets up 'cause there's always somethin' goin' (Surf City, here we come)

You know they're either out surfin' or they got a party growin' (Surf City, here we come)

Yeah, and there's two swingin' honeys for every guy

And all you gotta do is just wink your eye

 

And we're goin' to Surf City, 'cause it's two to one

You know we're goin' to Surf City, gonna have some fun

You know we're goin' to Surf City, 'cause it's two to one

You know we're goin' to Surf City, gonna have some fun, now

Two girls for every boy

 

And if my woody breaks down on me somewhere on the surf route (Surf City, here we come)

I'll strap my board to my back and hitch a ride in my wetsuit (Surf City, here we come)

And when I get to Surf City I'll be shootin' the curl

And checkin' out the parties for a surfer girl

 

And we're goin' to Surf City, 'cause it's two to one

You know we're goin' to Surf City, gonna have some fun

You know we're goin' to Surf City, 'cause it's two to one

You know we're goin' to Surf City, gonna have some fun, now

Two girls for every boy

2 Christians for every Muslim

 

 

 

 

[Guest guest]

<h2>Hey Mr Taliban, Air Force Come!</h2>

[Tarun]

I couldn't hear it. Was it that Harry Belafonte hit?

Hey Mr Taliban Tally Me Banana

Daylight Gone & Me Wanna Go Home

[Guest guest]

You need a plug-in for it.

 

Yeah, it's a Harry Belafonte song:

 

Day-O Day-O

Air force come

and they flatten your home

 

Run Mr Taliban

We know where you're hidin

Air force come

and they flatten your home

 

Hey USA USA USA

Uncle sam come

and they flatten your home

 

60 foot

70 foot

80 foot

crater

Air force come

and they flatten your home

 

O uncle sam's pissed

He ain't no quaker

Air force come

and they flatten your home

 

When we finish you

I'll be quiet

Air force come

and they flatten your home

 

Pilot he's brother is

NY fireman

Air force come

and they flatten your home

 

 

 

[Tarun]

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